Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

"LINK WHY DID YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DEFEAT CALAMITY GANON"

"had to be friends with every horse"

so here is Bluebell, Berri, and newest/best stats horse i've gotten yet, Bess!

why is she called Bess? 'cos i think the vashti bunyan song is a plausible thing for link to cheerfully hum as he trots along https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwvrYZnVjSQ

#botw #gameing

egregious bad selfie time

i look a bit of a fright because this is after going out and i only remembered OH RIGHT I WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE until i changed into my pjs

however

t-rex necklace

t-rexlace

(cw for eye contact)

hello #ffxiv tag, please have this

[ignis voice] *snaps fingers* that's it! i've come up with a new mspaint abomination!

facebook reminded me of this so have an eorzea fashion retrospective from a year ago #ffxiv #morelikelookatmycatgirltagamirite

https://www.theverge.com/2019/6/16/18680941/new-hampshire-basic-first-historical-marker-beginners-all-purpose-symbolic-instruction-code?fbclid=IwAR2GpuYd0FZERSAEj70f3hE0Ha-OoiIJzsdER0KLExen0xrSXnMcdQ3Uqdg hey here's a cool compsci thing! first historical marker for programming history erected!

so i also have a breath of the wild fic concept, presented here in meme format

i'm just saying i could use some beauty-and-the-beast type shit, except there is no beastly curse, it's just that link has been running around feral with only his horse for company and zelda needs to get a spray bottle for when he starts climbing the furniture/equipping the oyster fork like a sword/stuffing every single ingredient in the castle kitchens into his pants

i wish i wasn't incredibly exhausted today

especially because i have an urge to doodle Pearl and Marina in wedding dresses (while marrying each other, of course) because it's fun doing costume design tbh

incidentally the sort of dresses i'd put them in are L side for Pearl (surprisingly sleek and modern, sculptural, embroidery but no lace) and R for Marina (mermaid cut, long train, tons of lace, very romantic and gushy, illusion lace back)

cw for eye contact of the dress models

right

gotta chug liquids, go sleep, get up early to do fasting bloodwork

good night fediverse!

hello masto

i stole this from twitter for you

right whose fursona is this

(picture from We Rate Dogs on facebook, as i am a hack)

gold saucer? i think you mean, gold BUNCLE #ffxiv

anyway i think the Life Lesson for here is that if anyone says they're enlightened, they're tryin' to sell you some shit (at the very least, the concept they have it figured out, if not more bull)

to illustrate my point about how :gluegun: is superior to : gun: -

also in the spirit of community, after yoinking so many emojis like for my discord servers from masto, allow me to give a few in return

1. :sadbutaesthetic: aka vaporwave frowny

2. :willrememberthat: aka social down from the sims, bc sometimes, that's just all you got my dudes

3. glue gun (superior replacement for any gun emoji use among crafty friends)

4. an emoji size version of this cat gif that i honestly think is probably old enough to vote by now

sure, why not

winkwink it's goth cat time

tomorrow i run world of darkness for the tomes and the khloe book stamps

i went digging thru old stupid pictures i cobbled together so please, all #nier and #yokotaro fans, have an inspirational board and a nice drink

also, relevant for all of us ffxiv players hitting up the next round of raids in the upcoming expansion

if anyone is wondering where the fuck i am

....i got myself breath of the wild as an impulse buy

so uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hey look at my horse

ON TO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS

(whenever i do a 'movin' right along' type toot, please imagine me doing a bayonetta-style move like this to announce thus)

(no i haven't played bayonetta)
(this is not going to stop me however) (listen i'm bad at video games ok. i'll get a let's play watched someday)

fingers crossed that tomorrow i can do more than lay on the floor groaning lol

goodnight fediverse

sleep good