Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@fluxom_alt it could be worse

you could have both the nightmares and also a craving for broccoli salad now

@fluxom_alt but it is essential to the true core of white culture:

putting completely unrelated foods together, mushing them together with mayonnaise, and calling it a salad

@fluxom_alt i have one suggestion for something you forgot:

mayonnaise.

dear santa all i want for christmas is a confirmed rotator cuff issue that requires surgery

time to hope for the ultimate #spoonie christmas present tomorrow

...........a diagnosis where they can actually do something to fix it

@tr4shc4t guess what i'm dragging you into this so we can be confused grandparents together

GUESS WHAT EVERYBODY I DRAGGED MY BEST FRIEND HERE SAY HI TO @tr4shc4t !!!!!

@ my muscles: how much magnesium spray do i need to hose you down with to get you to Stop

on that note, if you ever need to choose which roman writer to fight, one hundred percent fight catullus. he deserves it. you will be filled with righteous fury as you break his nose. it will be glorious

idk how i got such strong feelings about it but i do have extremely strong feelings about catullus and how he is, in fact, a fuccboi.

ovid meanwhile pitches fits in fandom until he's lauded as a Big Name Fan, and probably has had some Cassandra Clare moments. meanwhile virgil is the equivalent of like... if SCP was started and 3/4 written by just one person, and that one person was pleasantly surprised by everyone going apeshit for it and making fangames etc. but also was all 'nice meeting you i need to get back to writing now'

incidentally on the topic of 'classic writers in social media', catullus would 1000000% be a fuckboi on youtube, possibly twitch. "wow that's harsh," you might be saying, "he's one of the latin poetry greats, it didn't seem too bad" - 1. his most well known piece of poetry is literally just a sappho poem but made cishet 2. Go Google Catullus 16. I'll Wait.

@boobs_idiot@octodon.social this is true and you should say it

do i go with bjork like i have on discord or do i keep with the wigglytuff theme for extra yoom-tah power??? this is probably the most important decision i've ever made in my entire life

aw shit y'all i just noticed that you can have your icon be a GIF oh my GOODNESS

today, coming home sweaty, exhausted, and shaking, i know... i must train harder for my people's version of the noble marathon, or even a 5k.....

............................the target run.

,,,,stop looking at me like that i'm a basic-ass white bitch and i know it okay

but also seriously finger please cease this

the pointer finger of my left hand has been twitching all day... it's mildly aggravating. do i need to hose myself down with more magnesium spray, or is this just the #tumblr withdrawal shakes