Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i will say however that a 500 character limit is absolutely not helping my already gatling gun style of communication that annoys the piss out of innocent bystanders on discord. as penance, please behold these very good orbs

i'm either making friends by looking at my federated feed, or i am going to end up blacklisted, no idea which

1. take smartphone, 2. put floral on it, 3. make crochet doily cover, 4. ULTIMATE! COMMUNICATION! DEVICE!!!!

@jylr@weirder.earth i regret that my tacky lolita grandmacore ass can only give this one fav

@realtoddhoward you're welcome, it could only be more white if i covered the bar in mayonnaise and said it was too spicy

@kropotkhristian@octodon.social galaxy brain level to this is becoming an english major because bullshitting *is* applying yourself

"hey harp what was your musical taste in middle school like" unironically owned pure moods cds is about all you need to know there

listen. listen. my mom raised me on a lot of good prog rock. a lot of alan parsons project. a lot of also respectable rock classics.

she also raised me on some new age shit and the result is that if you diss some mannheim steamroller christmas tunes i'll come out swinging

@realtoddhoward i feel like being a white person i have an unfair advantage on this question but:

yanni.

EVERYONE PLEASE SAY HI TO FRIEND ZO @falsestars WHO I HAVE DRAGGED HERE IN PART. don't worry to keep my credentials here on computerfairi.es i hereby promise to nudge Zo towards creating a fursona immediately

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(zo voice) my fursona is lothric actually,

oh jeez there's nothing quite like slapping one of the random face masks you got from an asian beauty pack on your wonderbread, mayonnaise white face, looking in the mirror to make sure you have it in the right place, and then realizing this Black Pearl Face Mask is a bit

shall we say

problematic

this is, btw, not exactly a dealbreaker, game-changing, absolute requirement. it's just something that i'll have to get used to, which i can do, despite being a bear of very little brain.

however i feel like it may very well be a matter of "oh, you click this setting, then there you go" and if it is, i will be overjoyed!

this is probably an exceedingly dumb #question , but as a #newbie i could use a bit of #help and #advice (sorry for liberal peppering of hashtags there) - on mastodon, when then notifications are rolling in, is there a way to make each notification be listed as its own separate thing? i keep hearing pwips but seeing nothing new, and i believe it's someone also liking a thing someone already else liked, so i get a pwip but only one notification. and i get confused by that.

i should probably feel bad about taking over the #lolitafashion tag. however, honestly: my city now

also while i hope that maybe tags like #plussizelolita are out there being used, and i feel like there probably is a lolita fashion community on mastadon s o m e w h e r e, you will not be able to make me use the regular 'lolita' as a tag, no, no, no, never, nope, absolutely not, ab so lute ly N O T. i am fully aware of the woe and grief that would surely result and I REFUSE.

the true power of making #lolitafashion memes is roasting yourself, right?

i feel like since toots are called toots, this is obligatory on just about every mastadon acct

i really do need to watch sailor moon but unfortunately it took like two decades for me to emerge from a chrysalis of "if i internalize misogyny harder maybe the misogynists will like me" into my final form, covered in glitter and pink lace, screaming about feminism, and willing to clobber a fuckboi to death with a parasol... so i kinda missed its heyday is what i'm sayin