Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

the doomsday clock of me getting banned from r/justnoMIL moves ten minutes closer to midnight today as i drop by to give an off-topic worried reminder that while it's none of your MIL's fuckin business.....your local health and safety domme would like to remind everyone that breathplay/choking is basically impossible to do 100% safely, and very easy to get wrong in ways that cause permanent damage, so PLEASE DON'T, LEAVE IN FANTASIES

me: all right!! time to keep the good energy from up and continue doing work and keep it rolling on sweetdisabled.com when i wake up in the morning!

me, at 1pm: HHHGNGNHH.... GGHHNRH.... HNNG?

all other pokemon? good. valid. i may think they are ugly but every single one is special in their own way.

EXCEPT FOR JYNX. if anyone actually sincerely likes jynx, FUCKING RUN

this will sound like a shitpost but it's actually serious advice:

if anyone, ANYONE says their favourite pokemon is jynx, DO 👏 NOT 👏 TRUST 👏 THAT 👏 MOTHERFUCKER, take a fucking scalpel as quickly as possible and excise that person and their influence from your life. yeet them into the fucking sun

@Teddibehr wigglytuff tied with eevee and all eeveelutions for favourite

honestly all pokemon are good pokemon

EXCEPT FOR MY LEAST FAV, WHICH WOULD ALL DO US A FAVOR IF THEY WERE JUST ERASED FROM EXISTENCE: jynx.

ok so the last time i knew what i was doing website-wise was hand coding html for my neopets's webpages... all i've done is port over content, not bashed it into pretty shape yet... however.... YOOOOOOOOOO GUESS WHAT DOMAIN NAME I FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.sweetdisabled.com/ I'M A DOT FUCKING COM NOW BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍾 🎉 🍾 ❗ ❗ #lolitafashion #spoonie SORRY BOTH THOSE TAGS ARE COMING WITH 💖 ❗

@4threset ouch oof ow my heart 😭 BEAUTIFUL work

@whiiskers of course! 💖 and when i do, i'll get back to updating my ffxiv blog (calamityjanine.tumblr.com) too ^0^

@whiiskers ty lol, it happens! fortunately i think i'm just about poised for a comeback but you know how it is. gotta recharge sometimes lol

@whiiskers I FEEL YOU... even if i'm still like... direly low on the particular spoons to do so

tfw you have fun roleplaying and then burn out hard after your guild leader doesn't give you any of the promised help or even recognition and gets shocked and offended when you don't want to just stick around to be a punching bag.... a tale as old as fucken time lol

honestly, though, in what other mmorpg do you get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdV_bzJgRxE pop metal, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb0P9jHV8dQ lightswitch rave electronica, and https://youtu.be/FV_IP4mNJCI a giant bug singing opera about how psyched he is to fight you and also everything else in the entire world? oh and just some really good classical shit too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAHFZR0D9ss that theme still makes me want to just like. rip off my shirt and run around the house screaming FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whether or not you play #ffxiv , we can all agree - the music fucken SLAPS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u20Py_d2aI8

@gazelle if you like podcasts may i recommend Sawbones

it's one of the mcelroy bros and his very smart doctor wife talking about medical history and they cover some absolutely buckwild shit

also i love domestic history shit so if you haven't looked at the Historical Farm series they're SO GOOD, but they did a Victorian Pharmacy series that is also absolutely amazing (both up on youtube somewhere iirc)

@gazelle you're welcome the heroic age of medicine was one fuckin hell of a time and i'm so happy to inflict knowledge of this on others

just misread a cw as "kirk mention but not directly lewd" and my brain was just like "yeah all right, that does sum up star trek tos in there, totally makes sense" and it took me a good 30 seconds to realize

@gazelle 1. that's probably plausible, 2. historical medicine would be really happy that you've updated the number one most effective (supposedly) drowning cure

just in case anyone doubts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobacco_smoke_enema