Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

6:30 is a truly awful time of morning to be up

@BotEquippedWith or as they're also often called, makeup removing wipes.

just heard the tail end of a pharmaceutical commercial with the company "inviting you to help explore cost support options" that they offer

that about sums it up

more importantly, though, here is my #dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_85Tsjk-SEM #mydog #dogsofmastodon

here's the last half-decent selfie i took, and i'm afraid i'm far too lazy to actually rotate it so sorry you'll have to turn your head

yes this is an attempt to be sociable, but as always, if i get any chubby chaser nonsense or disgusting commentary in response to this: 🔪 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪. thank

@godwouldhateme@mastodon.social we didn't choose the dad joke life; the dad joke life chose us

case in point, i just made little candy bags for the two groups delivering furniture shortly, with cards. wrapped in patterned gift paper. with ribbon bows.

...mostly coffee-with-milk hard candy, but i did put a couple of reese's pb cups in there, and a candy cane. also some samples of fancy hand cream. i mean l'occitaine chucks those things everywhere and it'd probably be really nice after a day of hauling shit back and forth

every so often i am possessed by the spirit of my intensely WASPy ancestors and i am moved to do irrational things that may make little sense to outsiders of the bible belt mayonnaise people

my left pointer finger is STILL twitching

mg seems to have helped the level of twitch significantly tho

training montage of me trying to get ready for tomorrow but this is the soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=392L9-tKLIM

@boisdevache@guineapig.party thank you!!!

gotta be up early... sofa/recliner delivery at somewhere between 8:30 and 12:30... pharmacy that hopefully sells cbd closes at 1 (as naturopath is out of office until past xmas)... then haircut at 2... all of these alone would be exhausting for any #spoonie but all together?? on one day????? #prayforharp2k18 y'all

i also just now noticed that i'm about to run out of cbd oil pills so that's another thing to tomorrow's schedule

(i am gonna make some sticker + candy packs for the home depot 'rescue delivery' guys which i'm p sure is corpspeak for 'we're making a manager take one of the pickups we rent and deal with this' because they didn't deserve to deal with shit rolling downhill square onto their shoulders)