Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

soon i should totally make everyone able to see me here absolutely sick of me by doing my usual yelling about darth vader

and to make it worse, not even yelling about canon darth vader, but darth vader from my au fanfiction

i may have woken up miserably early with my shoulder hurting, but there's few things better than having your morning made by a friend delivering a commission you got from them

at some point in the last few years i switched from ironically liking the sparkly blingee-like gifs to genuinely liking that genre of gifs that i can only really describe as 'online grandmacore'. i am not sure what that says about me, but it's probably decidedly not flattering

actually wait, hold on, this is a much better #goodmorning #gif

now that i've consumed half a chocolate biscotti and i can see light outside, i am emotionally prepared to post good morning gifs

so with that, GOOD MORNING, FEDERATED TIMELINE

@pkmnbattle quite suitable when i am here pondering breakfast, thank you pkmnbattle bot

"drink the blood of the straights" my friend, as token cishet i am willing to be flipped upside-down and punctured like a horseshoe crab, but i'm not sure y'all *want* this. i am 15 chronic illnesses in the vague shape of a person, i don't think a nice tall glass of this toxic sludge is healthy for *any*body. can i make you a nice nesquick and bailey's instead

@may hallo this morning federated timeline neighbor, please have the strongest good vibes i have in my arsenal: capybara hot tub

most of the time i see people cw for 'bird site crosspost' my brain instead goes straight to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTsRnSPBoao

6:30 is a truly awful time of morning to be up

@BotEquippedWith or as they're also often called, makeup removing wipes.

just heard the tail end of a pharmaceutical commercial with the company "inviting you to help explore cost support options" that they offer

that about sums it up

more importantly, though, here is my #dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_85Tsjk-SEM #mydog #dogsofmastodon