Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i am.... not good at the little choir rhythm game but I AM AMUSED ANYWAY, and besides my catgirl looks really good and that's the true spirit of #ffxiv

@noelle and that's how Fallout ME, or Fallout Millennium Edition, was born

someone is terribly offended that i am using her favourite blanket and fussed at me until i put it over her as she sat next to me #dogsofmastodon #pupper #dog #hollypls

i'm probably the first person in most of those hashtags but ohmygoddoitry.gif [ /he man ]

for all my other #spoonie people out there living that #sinusproblems life, i will pass along the tip from my mom's doc - you can mix double strength saline and use it in your #netipot and altho it's not as soothing, it will really help to dry things out so you can potentially avoid having to take a decongestant, which is nice, since the ones that work most effectively often cause anxiety/heart issues. but you still get to breathe, yay

maybe if i fill my neti pot with hot apple cider i can speed up the process of christmassing

i got that christmas spirit but i'm at like the point where you'd expect to be at like, around november 31st. heck

@citrustwee play a game that's grindy and repetitive (aka Time To Level Your Fishing)

@root my mom has another real similar thing like that!! her's a dexcom widget that continuously reports

tbh i'm already a cyborg already with the spinal cord stim that i might be really interested in getting one sometime, especially because the continuous monitoring is really nice. so often it's like "ok what was my blood sugar 30 minutes ago tho? is this going up or down??"

@root LOL i mean worth a go at least

i wish i had better tips but i think being a diabetic i'm dealing with way smaller needles that are a lot easier to handle (cishet mcgee over here dont know about hrt injections), also tbh diabetes i feel like has such a more solid immediate effect that i got over shyness about stabbing myself real quick LOL

except for finger sticks tho

fuck finger sticks

@root honestly it might be the cutesy presentation - i think it's a thing that was like, on shark tank or whatever

but tbh from the description it seems like you could hack it with a vibrator, an ice pack, and an ace bandage LOL

@root oh hey i might actually know something that can help

if it's the pain that gets you, i know they make these things that are actually meant for kids - it's a little buzzy thing and an ice pack, and apparently that combo throws off your body enough that it just doesn't register the needle stick at all. also they look like bumblebees or ladybugs and are super cute.

if it's the actual "aw dag time to stabbo myself" i alas have not got much there :(

p.s. this is a joke but i am lowkey thinking of looking up technique tips so i can just shotgun the oil better lmao

so anyone want to teach me how to swallow? because now that i've got this cbd oil in dropper form to shotgun, i'm regretting not taking that Cocksucking 101 elective

how the fuck do people get up at 6am and just... do things... all damn day long. they are clearly some sort of mutant or aliens perhaps?????

i have... done things... and now i am Tired

who made this meme spoiling my star wars fanfiction

@boisdevache@guineapig.party i would very much appreciate that! thank you!

i feel like pcos whining is probably innocent enough to talk about here, but i also know that removing facial hair can be a quagmire and i don't want to set somebody up to accidentally eat a big ol' shit sandwich