Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

for JYNX

if you like jynx, you're bad and should feel bad. jynx should also feel bad for being jynx.

every other pokemon i can respect and admire if nothing else because it is somebody's favourite, but i can scientifically prove that if jynx were wiped out from all pokemon canon tomorrow, the game - and the world - would improve

no i will never change my opinion on this, don't at me, if anyone says jynx is their fav you should yeet them into the sun.

me, sobbing as the federated timeline is full of robot discourse and programming discourse: PLEASE!!! PLEASE I'M A BACHELOR OF ARTS, OH GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A SHORT STORY TO ANALYZE, I'M SO LOST

i nearly did this exact thing. i was moments away from posting 'i see other people have pokesonas, i wonder what my pokesona would be'. me, mastodon user WIGGLYTUFFitout, who has a wigglytuff avatar,

@monorail that... is AMAZING.

can i advocate that you try to find one token Ivy so that next holiday season y'all can just enter any space blasting what is now your official wintertime themesong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wK60zxmctI and possibly to keep in theme, all of y'all need tiaras and/or crowns now, i got a baller one that's green gems i can recommend off wish lol

@monorail i do not know what is happening here, but i can volunteer my dog for this hollypalooza. she takes her job (chief cookie inspector) VERY seriously (see picture)

admittedly massage therapy has helped for that. and the weather. it's grey overcast and cold outside, my muscles have been beaten into submission, and honestly i'm ready to hibernate, goodnight everyone

holy shit i gotta use my therapy lamp tomorrow because i do not think i am awake at all and i've been up for 6 hours

@quephird@mastodon.social omg i love your tights, THOSE ARE SO CUTE!!! and that blue is EXACTLY your color, you look great! 💖

but at least in this stupid stupid game i'm still a goddamn cute anime girl.

real footage of me after realizing i've worried the crucifix off my fidget bracelet (again)

i really need to get on amazon and order more st dymphna medals + crosses + jump rings because my poor fidget bracelet is just. mildly in pieces again. did recover st dymphna but idk man, i think that crucifix is well and truly gone. probably in the h-mart parking lot. JC decided He wanted to stick around for the red bean donuts, it's fine, it's fine

@blausky it seems to be better now! but i did notice that it did have to cough up a hairball for about 10 mins or so there.

seriously, it's not a good game, soulworker. however. i look adorable, thank you for noticing

soulworker is one of the shittiest games i think i've ever played in some respects. like, there's bad things. shit's bad. it's not a good game.

but i have an unreasonable amount of fun with it so here we are i guess