Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

oh thank god, the bakers have extended discourse about what the fuck lukewarm water is actually, with temps listed in f, and i can glean knowledge from them

a sign of adulthood: very excited to set up my electric kettle that i got exclusively because it has a setting where it can heat water to a relatively low temperature, thus making it perfect neti pot use temp for putting up my nose

a sign of not quite yet adulthood: i have absolutely no idea what temperature to set it to so i'm probably going to have to do a lot of poking water worriedly trying to not burn myself lol

small brain: this is a terrible reflection of america's fucked up gun culture, the militarization of our daily life and -

galaxy brain: BUY IT AND USE IT EXCLUSIVELY TO SEASON FOOD

amazon really wants to sell me one of those "a-salt rifle" things in pink camo people use to shoot flies

it is a good day for dollie stuff, with my late christmas present from my mom coming today (a bandai bodychan - listen, the anime style face is enough room for me to paint a faceup on... maybe...... probably.....), plus a leather jacket and dress for the bjds

@007@mastodon.xyz yup! tho that's a bit more of a complete collection than the ones i found - sadly quite bland by and large

i do like that one where the woman's playing chess and dad bod krampus is looking stressed out tho lmao

@007@mastodon.xyz the goodbad news is that i stumbled across a couple days ago how sexy krampus was apparently a trend in racy postcards in germany in the 1960s-70s, so there's historical precedent, even of the type that you might actually get able to stick in the wikipedia entry as like valid information

unfortunately all i found had krampus being the furriest one involved

for JYNX

if you like jynx, you're bad and should feel bad. jynx should also feel bad for being jynx.

every other pokemon i can respect and admire if nothing else because it is somebody's favourite, but i can scientifically prove that if jynx were wiped out from all pokemon canon tomorrow, the game - and the world - would improve

no i will never change my opinion on this, don't at me, if anyone says jynx is their fav you should yeet them into the sun.

me, sobbing as the federated timeline is full of robot discourse and programming discourse: PLEASE!!! PLEASE I'M A BACHELOR OF ARTS, OH GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A SHORT STORY TO ANALYZE, I'M SO LOST

i nearly did this exact thing. i was moments away from posting 'i see other people have pokesonas, i wonder what my pokesona would be'. me, mastodon user WIGGLYTUFFitout, who has a wigglytuff avatar,

@monorail that... is AMAZING.

can i advocate that you try to find one token Ivy so that next holiday season y'all can just enter any space blasting what is now your official wintertime themesong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wK60zxmctI and possibly to keep in theme, all of y'all need tiaras and/or crowns now, i got a baller one that's green gems i can recommend off wish lol

@monorail i do not know what is happening here, but i can volunteer my dog for this hollypalooza. she takes her job (chief cookie inspector) VERY seriously (see picture)

admittedly massage therapy has helped for that. and the weather. it's grey overcast and cold outside, my muscles have been beaten into submission, and honestly i'm ready to hibernate, goodnight everyone

holy shit i gotta use my therapy lamp tomorrow because i do not think i am awake at all and i've been up for 6 hours

@quephird@mastodon.social omg i love your tights, THOSE ARE SO CUTE!!! and that blue is EXACTLY your color, you look great! 💖

but at least in this stupid stupid game i'm still a goddamn cute anime girl.

real footage of me after realizing i've worried the crucifix off my fidget bracelet (again)

i really need to get on amazon and order more st dymphna medals + crosses + jump rings because my poor fidget bracelet is just. mildly in pieces again. did recover st dymphna but idk man, i think that crucifix is well and truly gone. probably in the h-mart parking lot. JC decided He wanted to stick around for the red bean donuts, it's fine, it's fine