Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@Hmmwat i just saw it listed as some common/recommended cws, which is a fairly nice list because there is admittedly stuff i keep forgetting about - food, eye contact for instance - but it... also does make me genuinely a little bit worried.

i'm not trying to shame anybody, i'm just like being everybody's worried great aunt, because i feel like that may be feeding an expectation to be "on" and "performing" all the time that is exhausting and unsustainable

ok i realize this is largely a cultural difference, as it were, since i am very new to mastodon, the local vibe, and so on, but

@ the people who cw for sincerity:

are.... are y'all ok? are y'all good? do... do you want to like sit down and talk about it? because i'm worried about you. you don't have to be a constant funnyman making sweet memes for consumption. you can just be. i promise! i promise. come sit down and have a cup of hot cocoa, it's going to be ok.

@sickasfrick@slime.global oooohhhh i'm gonna go look this up, thank you!

i would also like to recommend - though less for history, with occasional detours - super bunnyhop, who is one of the few channels i watch because Holy Shit, Gaming Journalism With Actual Journalism In It

well nevermind, the secrets of vegan cream cheese frosting will go unknown for another day because apparently when cinnaholic says "open to 9" they mean "closed a 7:15" so if anyone needs me i'm going to sulk into my oatmeal

anyway cinnaholic says everything they have is vegan. now, a vegan cinnamon roll, i will grant you, that is doable. ...but i'm not sure how this vegan cream cheese icing is going to go. (i'm hoping maybe it's the lone non-vegan thing in the store, and that information has been lost on the menu of the company i am using to deliver them to me for dinner.)

self care is ordering 20 dollars of cinnamon rolls to be delivered to your door for dinner, right? ....right?

it's fine, they're like vegan n shit, i ordered fruit on one, it's fine,

@WritingPrompts "Just kill me," you attempt to beg the cultists. "Like, c'mon, just pick up the knife and -"

There is a puff of brimstone-scented smoke. You wince, biting back a wail.

And across from you... with a voice like a crack of thunder.... "ＷＨＡＴ ＭＯＲＴＡＬＳ － Ｏｈ． Ｕｈ． Ｈｅｙ."

Your ex appears.

"Hey," you warble out weakly.

"Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｌｏｏｋｉｎｇ．．． ｇｏｏｄ."

You are not looking good and you know it. In fact, you look like shit, because it's been rough lately. And now... your ex knows.

my hottest #lolitafashion opinion (EXCLUDES ISSUES OF CULTURAL APPROPRIATION MIND YOU)

"healthy at any size doesn't exist because i have health problems because of my weight"

cool. that's YOU. that's YOUR health. the anti-fatphobia movement is for more than just YOU.

additionally, health as the arbiter of worthiness is fucked up. some of us, like my disabled ass, will NEVER be "healthy".

i understand how you got into these thought loops but you don't gotta damage those around you by continuing to give them play and space in everyone's heads

@BotEquippedWith aka what happens to you when you attempt to remove a wet swimsuit.

parasols AND all my nail powders and the UV opal gel to try! so time to get some food, then a long relaxing shower, then paint my nails!

anyway at least my parasols are here so i have that going for me

seriously though.

same laptop, same conditions.

ffxiv, with everyone's spell effects, plus the fancy bosses, plus all other fucking nonsense, in a big raid? smooth as butter. no hiccups, no stutters. 24 people, shiny shiny spell effects, fancy clothing, crazy boss animations, adds - no problem.

WoW?

it's a 50-50 shot i actually load dalaran instead of getting booted from the server because WoW has a screaming tearful meltdown. and that's with maybe 2 other actual players in dalaran.

@sky MOOD. i know that some gaming laptops are just boondoggles, but honestly, i've found that if you buy ones that don't look like they are some special edition of mountain dew, you get ones that are actually made good LMAO

also realtalk, ffxiv runs smooth as butter on my machine. IT'S WORLD OF FUCKING WARCRAFT THAT KEEPS CHOKING AND DYING. FUCKING DALARAN I SWEAR TO GOD, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BLIZZ

to further be a negative nancy: i wish people would get off my dick for two hot seconds whenever 'gamer laptops' are mentioned. yes i know a tower pc is better. do these chucklefucks ever stop to consider that there are Perhaps Reasons Why I Am Not Using A 'Proper' PC? and perhaps these reasons are Good Ones? that may connect to Being Disabled? SO MAYBE DON'T GET ALL "LOL GAMING LAPTOPS ARE TRASH AND ANYONE WITH ONE IS TRASH" YOU ABSOLUTE FROTHING DINGBATS?