Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@highsaffron i don't know what the fuck kinda shit is going down, but this is a good take.

also, anger is addictive. you can very easily get into a spiral of just being angry all the time, and not actually doing anything useful or worthwhile with that anger, while still giving yourself all the negative effects. anger is useful, but it is like fire - it belongs in a carefully tended furnace or on a candle, not raging to take over your entire house.

dear pec minor:

could you please not do the thing you are doing

y'know, 'rolling in the deep' isn't a complete improvement, but it's better than 'mm whatcha say'

except it was like a rap remix of said mmm whatcha say which heightened the absurdity here significantly

THIS IS EXTREMELY OMINOUS, PRAY FOR THIS WIGGLYTUFF 2K19

ON HOLD WITH THIS STUDENT LOAN PROVIDER AND THEY'RE PLAYING 'MMM WHATCHA SAY'

however i feel it is the very nature of bullies that as soon as they get the smallest dose of their own medicine, or even any pushback, they immediately throw the largest and most tearful tantrum they possibly can.

if your annual income is in the double digit millions, you don't get to cry about being oppressed by big corporations and about how the megacorps should tangle with someone their own size. your competition IS picking on someone their own size - YOU.

honestly, the entire odious nature of pewdiepie aside (this is a very big aside, i am sorry), that whole thing makes me roll my eyes very hard.

when you are raking in several *billion* dollars a year, you are no longer a small-time one-man creator. yeah, we should be aware of how corporations can steamroll and drown out small creators. but if you're posting an annual income of 15 million, YOU AIN'T SMALL.

the situation may still be david and goliath, but pewds ain't david lmao.

does reporting someone's artwork shown to all on splatoon2 reading "sub to pewdiepie" as advertising count for my good deed for the day?

i'm going to say yes.

@Galuade@snouts.online may i raise the contender of "bleu cheese dressing" as a variant that is even worse, because it then immediately brings to mind

chunks.

do... do i want to know what a pleroma is?

i probably don't, do i?

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online YES... EXACTLY. PLUSHIES ARE SUPERIOR

also softe and much better for cuddling than throw pillows, which just sit there and look a bit snooty and full of themselves instead of being A FRIEND

wait a second, what am i saying, i don't need throw pillows

i have my squishables octopus!

I DON'T NEED THROW PILLOWS, I NEED.... **MORE PLUSHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!**

is the compulsion to worriedly offer hospitality to anyone working in my house an expression of my increasing sympathy with blue collar workers as i become more aware of my privilege and take time to educate myself, or is it just my grandmacore showing?

i think it's 50-50 honestly, but also, see message inscribed on this oven mitt

and i didn't have any bottled water for the delivery drivers but i did remember we have some to-go cups for coffee and the like, so i offered that, and made a coffee for one and a hot chocolate for the other, plus some wrapped snacks from Aldi

SOFA... GET!!!

i'm so fucken happy lol, getting the furniture for this room has been an Adventure

(the plan was to get a sleeper sofa, but.... since those don't come apart any due to the mechanism of the fold out bed... they just couldn't get the thing in the room. and i was absolutely mortified )

all part of the master plan to accept my #grandmacore aesthetic

crochet doilies, white eyelet lace, knickknacks on the mantelpiece, a candy bowl full of werther's originals, slipping a twenty into your jacket pocket, packing you up leftovers to take home, and radical unconditional love and affection

#GOALS Y'ALL

i think the fact that i went immediately to THIS IS SO GOOD BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is probably a sign of Impending Hormonal Doom

but also good grandmas are some of the most important and valid forces of benevolent power in this universe and i aspire to be full of that same energy

@EllieDoe@snouts.online oh god my dollie girl heart........

THIS IS SO GOOD.... 😭