Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i had never heard of Wild Guns Reloaded, but from like two screenshots and some character art, i am ready to declare this game as having some of the best npcs ever. i would die for bullet and doris.

so the tiny crossbow i got that shoots toothpicks is here/

shoulder angel: this will be a fun prop for your bjds. don't use it for anything else tho.

shoulder devil: MAYHEM! MAYHEM! MAYHEM! MAYHEM! MAYHEM! MAYH-

@gazimoff

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69 you say? ..............NICE

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@productidea oh it's about a specific dude? ok that makes much more sense.

i got that feeling but now i'm sure that the entire thing could have been much more effective and succinct if it just read, "y'know what? fuck greg. i hate that guy." and that was the end of it

something that i may make into a meme at some point for #Splatoon2 , as just happened to me

No Fear

[enemy team is all with japanese names, '6 winning streak!']

One Fear

and anyway, that's how you know #Emory is in fact better than #UniversityofGeorgia . our mascot has never died

CAN'T KILL WHAT'S ALREADY DEAD BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEES

peta is completely right in saying that Uga the bulldog never should have met the longhorn steer mascot of texas either.

the best thing to do is when the current Uga bulldog dies - on average, they've been living like 4-5 years. it'll be soon. - drop the practice of being the bulldawgs entirely.

instead the next Uga should be a bully-breed-mix pound pup, promptly fixed, socialized to work the crowds, and used as part of a campaign to promote UGA fans adopting from shelters.

(clears throat)

the university of georgia should do the decent thing and retire its mascot

modern bulldogs of that show variety are miserable creatures plagued by too many health problems and it is cruel to breed animals that way

more importantly, the UGA bulldog line is rife with such health problems that no proper breeder would breed it at all. these animals only exist out of twisted sentimentality and live short lives full of pain for the convenience of football fans.

anyway fediverse y'all wanna hear my hottest take, or rather, the one most likely to get me punched square in the face in my town where i live?

at some point artoo WILL casually ask her 'does this unit have a soul', but only so he can laugh and put a picture of her horrified trying-not-to-shit-pants expression on space instagram or whatever

but this is because i firmly believe with all my heart that artoo detoo is a lil shit and the reason those beeps are never directly translated is that every movie's You Can Only Say Fuck One Time limit for pg-13 would be blown in about 15 seconds of said beeps being subtitled.

i really need to get back to writing my shitty crossover fanfiction so Commander Shepard can show up to Star Wars universe and then just start sweating nervously as she notices all the droids

@beebs@queer.party probably a droid with a restraining bolt still on

(don't think too hard about all those sentient minds being relegated to slave roles and chattel) (anyway if i think further on this i'm going full geth so Does This Unit Have A Soul indeed i suppose)

anyway the summary of tonight's anger is:

if your anti-capitalism stance still includes mistreating disabled people, mocking them, dehumanizing them, and so on,

it's shit, and you should feel shit about creating such shit. you shitter.

@starwall well, you could keep growing it and use it as a bowl to eat ramen out of.

p.s. don't actually do this