Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

"ah let's see what's on the federated timeline today... nsfw? doesn't sound too bad -"

...

"okay, that's a child that you have just drawn posed sexy in bed naked. that is a prepubescent child. let me just report that to the mods real quick aaaand maybe let's not see what the fediverse is up to right this moment huh"

also if grim fandango is on the switch

monkey island on switch when?????????????

listen grim fandango is also a good time but monkey island is just a tiny bit better don't at me it's facts.

god i need to replay monkey island

@onf *perfect*

if anyone comes to doubt you i will be here to gesture more and more emphatically at a picture of elaine in the background

@onf i mean

(looks at elaine)

this is very evident and very canon

BIG EGG TIME .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUVBHpollIM

@fruitmachine *i got myself a paperclip!*

@JohnBrownJr i mean, i may be biased with my cishet glasses, but having a crush on hawkeye is EXTREMELY valid in my book

especially in those late seasons when he got the touch of silver going on

it's just

*kisses fingertips*

anyway, i may feel terrible, but check out this fucking amazing necklace i got that came today in the mail

i have no idea what i am going to wear it with, but i feel like this is the kind of accessory that you then make your outfit around because it's just that good

I AM DROWNING IN A CEASELESS RIVER OF MUCUS THAT DOES NOT ALLOW ME THE ABILITY TO EAT NOR BREATHE

WHY.

at least i get to be back on afrin tonight i guess, which is good since i ran out of the other decongestant :(

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

IT'S BEEN OVER A FULL WEEK

I WAS ON THE UPSWING FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS AND NOW MY FEVER'S BACK AND 101.3

THE FUCK IS THIS

WHY

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online EXTREMELY VALID, the goblins are VERY adorable

and this reminds me of my goblin alt i need to go level

ok it's a lalafell but i'm going to wear the goblin mask all the time and if anyone asks just brandish a knife and go "it's roleplay it's pretendy fun times GODDAMN PRETEND WITH ME"

@lynnesbian i can hear this toot perfectly and it slightly unnerves me how you managed to make https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqztd7uMvVI into punctuation

just misread a subtoot as "jesus had good takes actually" and was momentarily a hair's breadth away from going full-on youth pastor to be honest

@fefairys oh hey i may have a solution for you

also this is a very late reply because i saw this drift past on the fed timeline and then got distracted by.... i don't even remember what. but anyway

https://www.amazon.com/Ballet-Flats-Foldable-Shoes-Purse-Silver/dp/B07BK2FYWL consider a pair of these for stuffing into your purse! that way you can wear the pretty shoes, and then when you want to dance, pull out your ballet flats, dance with impunity, and then switch shoes again for going back home and everyone oohing about your fashion :D

@boisdevache@guineapig.party i just don't quite know what exactly they expected to happen there lmao

.............also the fact that it's "i did one research paper on narcissistic personality disorder, therefore, i am now an expert" is just... a cornucopia of irony, honestly