Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@gen@berries.space that's not counting the uh.... other 2 windows of chrome open................

(ok those are only like 5 tabs each but it's how i keep organized while window shopping online lol) (also The Great Suspender is a fantastic addon)

@Lumb well, you know what that cw unfortunately summons.

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

also a reason you should get into the secret world and write fanfiction of it: it's REALLY fun to write fake lore/buzzing intros.

...

if you consider "cherrypicking obscure bjork lyrics and then niffling about on wikipedia for terminology" to be fun, anyway

listen i know Drawing Restraint 9 was bjork being weird even for bjork but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCDvA0uM9dw

i feel like the world is really sleeping on this one

just listen to this little oddball of a track and let it charm you.

@gen@berries.space that's a good start but you need to keep on going, as seen here

unfortunately for everyone, the awful #splatoon2 crossover fanfiction train continues https://archiveofourown.org/works/17571836/chapters/41563634

....it's probably up on ff.n as well at this point but ff.n is being ornery about actually showing it as uploaded because you've got to put in a request to the mainframe and wait 30 minutes or somefuck

against my expectations and all odds, youtube actually pulled through with a music rec https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qku9aoUlTXA

this was recommended after a mix of nighttime music from animal crossing games

so it's kinda like that but a tad more in the lo-fi direction

i feel like i should be in a coffeeshop listening to this

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online YEAH IT'S

YEAH

YEAH. I DON'T EVEN

MY HEAD HURTS. SEND LEFTOVER COMMUNION WINE.

article: all you need is 20 seconds a day to improve your fitness!

me: well that could be useful since as a spoonie i can't do stuff for long -

article: all you need to do is several times a day, with 1-4 hours of rest in-between, for twenty seconds, dash up a flight of stairs!!!

me: ....

me: nevermind lol let's just close out this tab