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Did you know bears can be good boys too? (based on a request from a patron) #art #cutiepatoots

Get ready : 2019 is the year of the Earth Pig and the year where we get to observe the Super Blood Wolf Moon which means this year is about stability, friendship, and calling upon ancient wolf gods to huff and puff nazis to another planet.

I'll put my motivational advice pups here because they provide such deep truths #art #pups

@boisdevache@guineapig.party listen, if you put that on like, rye crackers, and give a little bit of creamy acidity with some mayo, IT COULD WORK

IT COULD WORK PRETTY WELL

i'd use just some like. regular ham cubes honestly, because potted meat is worrisome, BUT IT COULD WORK

i saw a recipe from the 70's (provided below)

and i actually went

"i can see that working, if you change the bread that filling is served with. but, actually... the filling wouldn't quite work, so... honestly.... .............i think it needs maybe a little cheese? but definitely... some mayonnaise"

i'm so sorry everyone. i have definitely hit critical whiteness. please don your protective safety gear

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[corrected] lifehack: set your product's price to $6.08 so you can have it be on sale for 69% of the normal price and cost $4.20

man, there's nothing like "incredible joint pain with rain and changes in barometric pressure" to make you feel fucking geriatric. i'm on a whole 'nother level of -ing right now

his name is MUFFIN and he is VERY GOOD

he exited the incubator and immediately went upstairs, inspected the view, and then flopped down by the news terminal. absolutely stunning

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anyway if i get started we're gonna be here forever but needless to say, my disappointment about the season 1 finale of legend of korra is boundless and infinite. i can probably be awoken from a comatose state if someone says "the equalists were trash who didn't have any good points anyway, just some entitled non-benders" into my ear

honestly though the equalists are right

i have a lot of feelings on this subject

but mostly, it is an INCREDIBLY white dude answer that bryke gave of "well they elected a president from the oppressed group, offscreen, between seasons, so that fixed absolutely everything and we never have to mention this fundamental disenfranchisement built into this society ever again", AND I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT IT, BRYKE!!!!!

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i keep thinking about how i should give Legend of Korra another chance

but i always just end up mad at the season one finale because THE EQUALISTS ARE RIGHT, ACTUALLY

@lobster_writer the one winner i've found with stevia is lemonade. it needs a really bossy flavor to overpower its bitterness, and for me lemon does that nicely. though i admit i haven't used it for anything much *besides* lemonade, lol

Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.

Well, I took the bait! 🦊☕

#MastoArt #CreativeToot #Lineart

in which a wigglytuff is weary of politics 

i expect a thousand motherfuckers are about to jump on me for not having proper ideological purity

but like

y'all

please.

let's please keep in mind solutions for getting trump out of power so he can stop his fascist dream, instead of "we must choose the most ideologically pure, so that we can feel smug while decrying the latest round of horrible violations from beloved-dictator-for-life trump"

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