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signs i'm not cut out to be a true beauty guru:

it has taken me several months to realize the brand is "guerlain", not "girl on"

yes i DID just find an artist i have lowkey admired from afar on tumblr and i DID just retoot a whole bunch of stuff and NO i will not apologise for it

Did you know bears can be good boys too? (based on a request from a patron) #art #cutiepatoots

Get ready : 2019 is the year of the Earth Pig and the year where we get to observe the Super Blood Wolf Moon which means this year is about stability, friendship, and calling upon ancient wolf gods to huff and puff nazis to another planet.

I'll put my motivational advice pups here because they provide such deep truths #art #pups

@boisdevache@guineapig.party listen, if you put that on like, rye crackers, and give a little bit of creamy acidity with some mayo, IT COULD WORK

IT COULD WORK PRETTY WELL

i'd use just some like. regular ham cubes honestly, because potted meat is worrisome, BUT IT COULD WORK

i saw a recipe from the 70's (provided below)

and i actually went

"i can see that working, if you change the bread that filling is served with. but, actually... the filling wouldn't quite work, so... honestly.... .............i think it needs maybe a little cheese? but definitely... some mayonnaise"

i'm so sorry everyone. i have definitely hit critical whiteness. please don your protective safety gear

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[corrected] lifehack: set your product's price to $6.08 so you can have it be on sale for 69% of the normal price and cost $4.20

man, there's nothing like "incredible joint pain with rain and changes in barometric pressure" to make you feel fucking geriatric. i'm on a whole 'nother level of -ing right now

his name is MUFFIN and he is VERY GOOD

he exited the incubator and immediately went upstairs, inspected the view, and then flopped down by the news terminal. absolutely stunning

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