Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@Ferretsyndicate@radical.town honestly the history of fire departments is something that people wanking over "pure free markets will always solve problems!!!!" never really like to mention.

for a long time it was fire departments operating independently, and so often, you'd be trying to bargain with the fire crew that rolled up while your house burned.... or two different companies would arrive and start brawling about who gets to fight the fire (and get paid) while your house burned...

i really really hope my shoulder will cooperate tomorrow i would love to be able to actually draw the #lolitafashion april fool's i'm planning

( https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F9TKOTruTLcdfnfYkudoCjRJv3Dftm3bjLjN7rP4g74/edit?usp=sharing incidentally is the stupidity if you want a preview)

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online THIS IS ALL INCREDIBLY FUCKING SAPPY BUT I'M STANDING BY IT

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i think you'd make a gorgeous Daphne!

and honestly, i think that the only thing making you look bad there is just... the discomfort because you aren't being yourself and being able to be authentically you. it reminds me of my prom pictures a little but moreso. (i got comfortable when i put on my world of warcraft hoodie LMAO)

and i know from selfies you post now that you have so much more light and happiness pouring out of you!

seriously who has got an uncle that works at nintendo. i need you to tell your uncle some shit

a Take that Isn't Very Hot but Is Here Also:

3. i would give a fucking kidney for a HD 3D remake of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky, especially if they included a cosmetics system for dressing up yourself/your partner, and/or the ability to decorate your room at the guild and share photos of how you've decorated and arranged everything

@ NINTENDO: P L S

some Hot Takes upon the Fediverse today:

1. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Gates to Infinity isn't as bad as you've probably heard, it's actually a pretty nice little game, it's just that it is directly following one of the best games you can ever play on your 3DS.

2. Hydreigon is shaped like a friend. he is my darling baby boy. do not be mean to him ever

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online and now that you've levelled up, it's only a matter of time before "hey look, it's Daphne from Scooby-Doo!"

@InspectorCaracal i can't believe i've been so productive this entire time and didn't even realize it

"i should write tonight," i said

before sitting down and scouring for tracks to put together into a 'soundtrack' playlist

that's... almost... writing.... right

alternatively i may have in that post kicked off a "does life begin at conception (for chickens)" debate, noting that even balut don't use a chicken that been done born and all

in which case i will stand by the chaos i have created proudly

@Irina@octodon.social either that or he's galaxy brained right past us and eats EXCLUSIVELY balut

i do feel like i have good news for him that will make things make sense, but also, i did tell him about balut existing, so with the good must come bad. (not hating on filipino food i just don't appreciate food with tiny little bones that cronch in it)

somefuck on reddit: "i don't know why eggs are considered vegetarian, since we're eating fertilized ones"

oh my dude my buddy my pal if you eat a fertilized egg You Know. but also i'm docking marks for considering a chicken egg a "fertilized embryo that hasn't developed into a fetus yet" and sending you back to sex ed

@monorail worst analogy you say

on my honor as a purveyor of really bad analogies, i can do worse. so much worse. i don't have examples handy but just you wait (and possibly ask me about how neurons are like japanese deer-scares)