Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@EllieDoe@snouts.online apparently it is a game that gets spoopy? or something? https://hempuli.com/baba/

in any case it DOES look like the white blob friend is called baba and i am ready to love and accept him.

i thought all this time a baba was a type of pastry (as in, a rhum baba), but apparently it is a Spooky Thing now?

i do not know what is going on but i will say the little four-legged white blob with ears is shaped like a friend. i accept them into my life. i do not know if they are baba but they seem to be busy pushing text around. when they are next wanting to take a break i will gladly give them a hug and a cup of tea. they are doing a very good job.

@funkeh hello! thank you for doing this, it seems really cool! O:

i believe wigglytuff is still open, so i would appreciate being put down for it there! thank you so much!!! 💖

"i am a joy and a delight and any discord server would be happy to have me" i whisper to myself moments before posting this

little things that amuse me:

the channel i found that has a bunch of Grenada series Sherlock Holmes uploaded is called

"Naruto Shippuden"

please make your own joke here about one hell of a filler episode etc etc

i don't even like seafood but if i found a coconut crab?

i will eat that fucker

(one that's like. been raised on coconuts. i hear that they now are good at getting into trash and they then taste like shit.)

(maybe this is what i need to do for my career. bespoke coconut crab farmer. they only dine on the tenderest organic coconuts. buy one for your next party to have instead of a pot roast! $25/lb!)

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i have found a gif/video for you to use for Potentially Lewd Purposes https://www.reddit.com/r/Awwducational/comments/b43v9d/giraffe_tongues_are_exceptionally_long_usually/?ref=share&ref_source=link

(i know now why gifs get turned into little videos and such but like. it makes linking it far more awkward. just gimme the goods you fool internet)

@Ferretsyndicate@radical.town it was just a hot mess. but this is also something that if pointed out tends to make the BUT SOCALISEMS IN MUH AMURRICA crowd melt down.

(to my delight, it's an argument my "classically conservative" father often uses, in rebuttal to people who think the current healthcare scheme is fine and all socialism is bad. i'm like a trojan horse for liberal ideas, sneaking them into him so he can pass them on, HA)

@Ferretsyndicate@radical.town honestly the history of fire departments is something that people wanking over "pure free markets will always solve problems!!!!" never really like to mention.

for a long time it was fire departments operating independently, and so often, you'd be trying to bargain with the fire crew that rolled up while your house burned.... or two different companies would arrive and start brawling about who gets to fight the fire (and get paid) while your house burned...

i really really hope my shoulder will cooperate tomorrow i would love to be able to actually draw the #lolitafashion april fool's i'm planning

( https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F9TKOTruTLcdfnfYkudoCjRJv3Dftm3bjLjN7rP4g74/edit?usp=sharing incidentally is the stupidity if you want a preview)

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online THIS IS ALL INCREDIBLY FUCKING SAPPY BUT I'M STANDING BY IT

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i think you'd make a gorgeous Daphne!

and honestly, i think that the only thing making you look bad there is just... the discomfort because you aren't being yourself and being able to be authentically you. it reminds me of my prom pictures a little but moreso. (i got comfortable when i put on my world of warcraft hoodie LMAO)

and i know from selfies you post now that you have so much more light and happiness pouring out of you!

seriously who has got an uncle that works at nintendo. i need you to tell your uncle some shit