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it's the perfect anakin skywalker song and i WILL throw down in defense of it.

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In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of ev'ry glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"I am leaving, I am leaving"
But the fighter still remains

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additionally, "the boxer" by simon and garfunkel is the best anakin skywalker/darth vader song

and i will 100% throw down about this

darth vader squandered his resistance for a pocketful of mumbles; such are promises; when he left his home he was no more than a boy, in the company of strangers...

anyway, no gods no masters no light side no dark side FORCE ANARCHISM EVERYBODY

@meheeners all the jedi are conditioned from birth due to being raised in conditions of extreme privilege after being forcibly taken from their parents and they are BOUGIE 👏 AS 👏 HELL 👏 and this leads to attitudes like obi-wans "hmmm i didn't lie it's just from a certain point of view"

am i saying that the jedi order deserved to be toppled because affluenza?

....

well yes.

but i ain't wrong

i bet y'all didn't expect to read "obi-wan kenobi is bougie" on your fediverse tonight.

unfortunately, i am here

so not only am i saying some broad, sweeping shit that i think is core to anakin skywalker/darth vader's mental state and being and thus characterization,

i am 100% saying that anakin knows the tatooine equivalent of catfish noodling. he WILL thrust his hand into that dune and he WILL pull out dinner and obi-wan WILL be horrified because OBI-WAN KENOBI IS BOUGIE, SOMETHING THAT LED TO THE CRITICAL BREAKDOWN IN RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO,

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also darth vader is country as hell and i'll fight anyone who disagrees

you cannot understand anakin skywalker unless you take into account that he is a slave boy and that he spent those crucial formative years in poverty, in a remote place, growing up *without*

he was someone fundamentally out of place in the jedi order's luxury

he was someone fundamentally out of place in the empire's luxury

it's his son who reminds him of who he is

his son who also grew up where he did.

it's important

and if that's not your cuppa

can i interest you in the one fanmix i've made that i'm genuinely proud of,

"That Slave Boy All Grown", a lightly southern gothic flavored mix?

8tracks.com/harpalyce/that-sla

anyway i actually uploaded the mix for this terrible fanfiction

ALL 21 FUCKING TRACKS

RIPPING FROM YOUTUBE MYSELF

8tracks.com/harpalyce/the-eigh

yes that is a lot of bjork

no i do not regret it

listen who else am i supposed to turn to for "weird enough to sustain a secret world/splatoon crossover". also it's all nice remixes anyway

"IT'S LEITMOTIF" i scream as yet another mix of calamari inkantation falls out of my pockets,

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"i'm a good person who knows music" i whisper as i put 15 billion remixes and versions of the same song on a fanfiction soundtrack mix "i'm not a hack. it's.. leitmotif. i'm a good good music girl. it's LEITMOTIF"

hello everyone

it's bjork remix o'clock

please listen to this sweeping, expansive, tender remix youtube.com/watch?v=m0gx7ANtBP

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online working on a Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion and The Secret World/Secret World Legends crossover

because uh

those things... totally go together.......

(pictured below: me claiming they totally go together)

every time i look at this review on ao3 i just start giggling

in a good way

it's a very lovely sweet comment complimenting me on pulling off an "ambitious crossover"

which is polite person speak for "lol what the fuck"

bread levels are 69% and steady

(69%) ■■■■■■□□□□

@nahstradamus i feel like now i need to put a FFXIV loading screen here to completely run off with your perfectly cromulent joke

you wouldnt download a catbo-
im being informed that every single one of you would download a catboy.

@PrinceOfTheIronFist@mastodon.social

oh god that's terrifying to encounter on the fediverse

you know how sometimes you see a picture and you Just Know? i now Just Know that the person making these has a transformation kink. i don't know if THEY know it yet. but i Know. it's there.

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