Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

GOOD NIGHT MOTHERS AND FUCKERS OF THE JURY SLEEP GOOD WHEN YOU GET THERE

if you need to get there think about going to bed

regardless maybe take time and do a stretch and untense your shoulders

ok bye

but tbh i feel like the college experience in sciences is that in middle school and high school, it's all figured out

then you get to college and actually?

actually????

nobody knows anything! grad students are weeping! half this shit's on fire! oh god! oh fuck! oh god!!

you just crack through that crust of torched sugar on the creme brulee of knowledge to realize it's all liquidy nonsense that gordon ramsay is about to get very upset about because it never set properly

i expect tomorrow i'll wake up to a thousand screaming angry replies, but i regret to inform you that to make an accurate computer model, one must first know what the model should do, and In Biology, We Very Much Know Fuckin Shit My Guys, My Dudes, We Are Idiots, We Have No Got Dam Clue My Friends

whew lord i'm getting weepy about my favourite memorial statue that means i should go to bed

...said statue incidentally is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monument_to_the_laboratory_mouse

i'm not going to say the people who made it are entirely angelic and kosher, but as a biologist who understands how unfortunately necessary medical animal testing is, i think it's still good and right to recognize the sacrifices made to get that knowledge and to remember them with solemn appreciation

i'm gonna snap by new year's and my next new year resolution is going to be No More Emotional Labor For Any Cis Man

@fishboi@todon.nl @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz this is a good point but honestly as a confirmed dumbass

if games do this, we gotta also demand a "write on map"/"set map note waypoint" function

otherwise it honestly verges into unplayable for me, trying to hold absolutely *everything* in my head with no clear function for putting the information somewhere in the game for me to remember later

YEAH WE SURE ARE AND THAT'S WHY THIS FF IS SUPERIOR, NOCTIS

guys..... have y'all seen these fucking.......... fish shoes

i just saw them on a youtuber reviewing shoes off wish.com
but just

fish shoes

..............tw for fish shoes, i'm not inflicting this fashion horror on anyone willy-nilly

sir. excuse me, sir. this is not your final fantasy game, sir. i'm going to have to ask you to leave. no i don't care that you made a left turn at albuquerque sir #ffxiv

....i refreshed twitter and before my adblock ate it i saw a promoted ad tweet from right guard deodorant using the hashtag #guardyourfandom and i think that's a good time to go to bed lol

if i make a macro in #ffxiv for limit break that's my viera yelling "eulalia" like it's fucking redwall, how quick y'all think it'd be before i got kicked out of a party for it

it's the type of powerful sad tonight that requires mbmbam

well, on the plus side, that's the last of my ties to one server, so when free transfers come, i'll probably end up settling in with friends wherever they end up (likely balmung-adjacent) and just... not rp/be part of the bigger rp community for awhile and have that be fine.

also came up with a lovely, biology-and-watership-down ref name for future viera alt who is starting life as an elezen: Davalia Thousandfoe.

fuck me running, i've cried myself into a roaring headache.