Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

so after seeing it floated here, i'm going to give transcribing on rev.com a go

i know full well there is NO way i could actually make a proper career or support myself from this - but

my friends

here's what they don't tell you about being disabled:

IT'S FUCKING BORING.

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz honestly after a friend introduced me to the genre there's about a 90% chance* that if you put your ear up to my head like listening to the ocean in a seashell, you'd hear vaporwave/city pop, and i wouldn't have it any other way

on that power alone it gatecrashes all other genres

*the other 10% is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NWeKB8n7qw

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i may not be able to click the thing to vote but running in the 90s for sure

but

BUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPtJy0kOISU selfish high heels is superior to them both and that's facts

additional real spicy opinion:

kinda want one of my celeb crushes to end up cast as Captain Vimes in it too

like. hugh jackman in dad bod mode. or fuckit maybe idris elba. vimes don't gotta be white, just human, eh

no idea for who should play carrot but that's gotta be suitably hunky or else i riot

spicy opinion for today:

despite enjoying gaiman stories and being a discworld fan i've just never really enjoyed good omens and can't get into it

and i would gladly trade the good omens adaptation that is coming out for an adaptation of Guards, Guards! or Monstrous Regiment with similar high interest and production values

GOOD NIGHT MOTHERS AND FUCKERS OF THE JURY SLEEP GOOD WHEN YOU GET THERE

if you need to get there think about going to bed

regardless maybe take time and do a stretch and untense your shoulders

ok bye

but tbh i feel like the college experience in sciences is that in middle school and high school, it's all figured out

then you get to college and actually?

actually????

nobody knows anything! grad students are weeping! half this shit's on fire! oh god! oh fuck! oh god!!

you just crack through that crust of torched sugar on the creme brulee of knowledge to realize it's all liquidy nonsense that gordon ramsay is about to get very upset about because it never set properly

i expect tomorrow i'll wake up to a thousand screaming angry replies, but i regret to inform you that to make an accurate computer model, one must first know what the model should do, and In Biology, We Very Much Know Fuckin Shit My Guys, My Dudes, We Are Idiots, We Have No Got Dam Clue My Friends

whew lord i'm getting weepy about my favourite memorial statue that means i should go to bed

...said statue incidentally is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monument_to_the_laboratory_mouse

i'm not going to say the people who made it are entirely angelic and kosher, but as a biologist who understands how unfortunately necessary medical animal testing is, i think it's still good and right to recognize the sacrifices made to get that knowledge and to remember them with solemn appreciation

i'm gonna snap by new year's and my next new year resolution is going to be No More Emotional Labor For Any Cis Man

@fishboi@todon.nl @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz this is a good point but honestly as a confirmed dumbass

if games do this, we gotta also demand a "write on map"/"set map note waypoint" function

otherwise it honestly verges into unplayable for me, trying to hold absolutely *everything* in my head with no clear function for putting the information somewhere in the game for me to remember later

YEAH WE SURE ARE AND THAT'S WHY THIS FF IS SUPERIOR, NOCTIS

guys..... have y'all seen these fucking.......... fish shoes

i just saw them on a youtuber reviewing shoes off wish.com
but just

fish shoes

..............tw for fish shoes, i'm not inflicting this fashion horror on anyone willy-nilly