Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@polychrome it is an accurate expression of feeling one's soul unstick from one's body slightly in the realization of just how ancient society considers one to now be, though

@polychrome oh god i'm only seeing this second-hand and i feel like i gotta go lay down now

WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S MOENBRYDA'S JOB ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M NOT A ROEGADYN!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE THE STRENGTH TO HOIST URIANGER OVER MY SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE CANNOT FORM WORDS, ONLY VAGUE GURGLES, HOOTS, MOANS AND WHIMPERS.

like why. why would you do this to me. even the little bellydancer veil and him dramatically ripping it off. ESPECIALLY that.

what the hell, yoshi-p. i know you probably didn't do it specifically but i'm blaming you because you're nearby. what the hell. WHY did you make me want to fuck this elezen silly!!! to don a strap-on and fuck the pretentious language straight outta him!!!! How Dare You Sir!!!!!!!!

seriously though why did they do this? they didn't have to do this. i didn't want to know about Stupid Sexy Urianger. i mean it's not unwelcome but i'm definitely now going to be low-key haunted by it, a la homer simpson, for the rest of my life.

cw for post-hw pre-stormblood spoilers i forget the fucking patch you're on your own there

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz oh i see, that's very understandable

but also knowing the revelation of what's under them goggles, Stupid Sexy Urianger was not entirely off the table as a possibility in my mind

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz on sight What, dare i ask

apparently there is stubble rumored to become available in shadowbringers, but i'm not sure this will help

it just may make them all look like they're youtubers who *then* are revealed to be horrible sex pests

the majority of male midlanders, especially those with facial hair, That Facial Hair, You Know The One, look like they're going to be featured at any moment on a flyer posted around the neighborhood warning of a sex offender that has just moved in

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i will say that janelle monae also looked stunning, but wasn't quite on camp theme. but i want an excuse for her to wear that dress repeatedly. maybe to like. a picasso exhibition?

tho i'm kinda sad that nobody (to my knowledge anyway) decided to run with the stupid joke of coming dressed in like, fake boyscout uniform or something, and then played up "what, you meant the OTHER type of camp?! aw, man!!!!" all evening long

(thus in fact being camp in both senses)

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online oh my god she looks like one of those fancy pigeons that i can only describe as "the ones who look like they're about to meet the cops at the door and dramatically swoon when told about the mysterious death of their fourth well-to-do husband, leaving them an even richer widow than before husbands one through three also mysteriously died"

IT'S PERFECT

@InspectorCaracal it's fucking heartbreaking because some bits are ALMOST like animal crossing!

picking out furniture! making animal friends! designing a space! going to see what other people have designed!

but then it gets cruelly yanked back into quartermunching microtransaction hell, and i scream in agony

my massage therapist's cd player broke so i used my phone to find one of those '1 hr relaxing animal crossing music' compilations and now

i am SO ready for animal crossing on switch

MAKE ME A LOVE LETTER THAT WILL LET ME FORGET THE UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT OF AC POCKET CAMP, NINTENDO

ohjeez apparently i'm in an infodumpy mood, thanks vyvanse lmfao

@benaiah@pdx.social tho it might be worth budgeting for a trip to sephora regardless since iirc they all have makeup artists in-house, and one of the services they provide is basically one-on-one tutoring, but idk how much money that is to get - or if it's "if you come spend enough money we'll tell you how to use what you just bought" lmao

also realtalk i've found my brushes off aliexpress better than the fancy shmancy ones so don't worry too much about buying an actual shitton of expensive ones

@benaiah@pdx.social e.l.f. is also a pretty low-cost brand that i think is really useful for kinda testing out concepts. they have some real winners and some losers, but not bank-breaking. wet n' wild is actually also incredibly solid - the things they do well, they do Really Well. nyx is also one of my go-to brands at a slightly higher price point

if $$ is no object though, walk into a sephora and go "i want to get into makeup but idk where to start", and they'll pick you up in a whirlwind LOL