Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal i think tanuki is probably in there somewhere as well but i do believe he traded his massive balls in for apples

good for you, Apple Loving Fuck

@InspectorCaracal it is extremely kawaii. i am sure there were board meetings detailing the Apple Loving Fuck's kawaii level. somebody designed it for maximum cuteness, in committee.

i am both awed and terrified

the voice acting in this game continues to be hilariously bad, but at least i'm cute

and i get to ride on a uhhhhhhhhh......... whatever this is

on his apple backpack

i'm just calling him The Apple Loving Fuck

shoutout to my vyvanse for deciding to fuck off all day but only come around for the last 30 minutes it can hang around in my system

i mean i'm glad that it showed up enough for me to dump like 6 paragraphs of enthusiastic pro-mental-wellness-and-recovery at somebody but also WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS TRYING TO WRITE EARLIER

this mobile mmo has an auto mode which on one hand i am slightly conflicted about, because the game is fun for actually yknow playing?, but on the other

this could be exceedingly useful when i am Zero Spoons McGee sacked out in bed

it's tales of wind. i'm shading tales of wind by the way

the actual gameplay stuff is... working better than i thought a mobile mmorpg was gonna be but y'all it might be worth the download to just laugh your ass off at the real fucking bad voice acting

just select female rogue in character creation and know that it's 100% Susan From Accounts Payable Who They Suggested Do It 'Cos She Shopped At Hot Topic Once

so i may have downloaded a mobile mmorpg on a lark last night and oh my god y'all this has some of the most comedically bad voice acting i have ever heard

it's so clear that they were just like "we don't need VOICE ACTORS! we got voices! hey susan, get over here and say these lines. you got a kid at home, right? yeah bring him in tomorrow..."

me: oh boy creative brain is here time to write!!!

creative brain: well looks like i should be going

me: but i wrote 3 paragraphs and then figured out a good french name and now you're leaving??? what about the rest of the chapter?!??!!?

creative brain: lolbye

me: hmmm maybe i can must muscle on through....

my shoulder: well actually about this whole "typing at the computer thing" :)

me: ...

me: :(

@Taweret@octodon.social i am delighted to inform you there's an entire podcast episode of medical history devoted to this https://www.maximumfun.org/sawbones/sawbones-frankenberry-stool

honestly you can tell pretty much the exact vibe i'm going for with this harry potter fic with me explaining that i was finally driven to start writing it after hearing The Roches, specifically Hammond Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09ypwCN9FDc

there's something just... immediately gripping about this song that does not want to go, and i find deeply compelling in a way i can't quite explain

please give it a chance honestly

@InspectorCaracal it was and it's just the best analogy because she has done a fantastic job of stepping up to the plate, being handed interesting topics, being pitched the softest of softballs and TOTALLY FUCKING WHIFFING IT

@InspectorCaracal it's like seeing someone promise you a delicious chicken dinner, pulling a beautiful roast out of the oven, carving off the meat, and throwing the meat all in the trash and proudly presenting you with gristle and bone

IT DRIVES ME BUCK FUCKING WILD

ny times opinion: don't visit your doctor in the afternoon! https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/14/opinion/dont-visit-your-doctor-in-the-afternoon.html

me, a known disabled: guessilldie.png?

though honestly as much as we could beat rowling over the read re: flubups that show a vast nonconcern about accuracy or minority representation,

all of the things she's fucked up drive me crazy because it's THE GOOD AND INTERESTING STUFF

like why would you just say "oh one wizarding school in america" when there's a spanish-speaking one in california, the powerhouse of creole magic in louisiana with a sister school in quebec, a southern school that is dealing w/ civil war legacy, etc etc etc

jk rowling: doesn't even read the wikipedia entry about american history before writing canon

me: carefully looking through the streets of Mannevillette, France so i can make sure my half-sentence about the architecture of the town is accurate for a fanfic

I'M JUST SAYING

WE KNOW WHO'S THE BETTER WRITER Y'ALL

me: oh i wonder why the #ffxiv tag is aflame with fury on birdsite

me, 15 minutes later, now knowing more about korean history than i did before, and feeling a melodramatic moment that might result in a soliloquy about man's inhumanity to man that my white ass does not deserve: i'm... going to... close.... that tab for a bit....

(for reference: https://twitter.com/cheche_dotharl/status/1128279381900779520 is a very important read that i commend to all of you)

my catgirl is now.... A CARGIRL #ffxiv

now uhhhhhhhhh does anyone have a phonebook she can sit on or something