Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

oh my god this joke about therapy just came for me so fucking hard that i think i have now died? please check back in 4-7 business days when i'm done wheezing on the floor. WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME OUT THIS HARD

@monorail have an additional pokesona and have it be diancie or something just to completely flummox people

or for another flummoxing in a different direction: My Pokesona Is Professor Oak

"badly explain your pokesona" is

"well just yoom tah, bless your li'l heart, hon"

@monorail hey now they said fursona

not pokemonsona

I Can Have Both

"badly explain your fursona"

bear with Purple Lightning Filled Claws that are totally ;) not ;) violet wands ;) ;) ;) whatever gave you ;) that ;) idea ;)

the expression of the middle panel is kind of making me cackle

sweet iced tea is also potentially on this list but idk if the 'milk or no milk, bubbles or no bubbles' infighting would get too vicious

anyway, here's a meme of solidarity through food

@InspectorCaracal i feel especially grumbly because I'VE BEEN TAKING MY MAGNESIUM SUPPLEMENTS WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

if i didn't think i'd immediately blind myself i would be getting my magnesium spray and just spritzing it on there all THERE YOU DUMB FUCK MUSCLE, QUIT IT

Why Is My Eyelid Twitching And How Can I Convince It To Stop, and other deep questions of the universe

@DangerDyke i think that is the tradeoff, yeah, it's less powerful but it is much more convenient and you can do your own touch-ups at home. i've had some success using one to wrangle my pcos beard lol. if there's any way i can be of help with knowledge of that, feel free to come give me a poke :> and i'm sorry i don't have more relevant better info for you!

i realize i come from a place of enormous privilege to even get to consider using instacart for grocery shopping, but i'm also frustrated that it's basically the only way i can ever shop aldi lol

yes i know it's to keep prices low but something simple like "bagging your own groceries" means i'm looking at being wiped the fuck out for several days. it makes a grocery trip "plausible with careful planning" into "utterly implausible lmao". 8(

@DangerDyke i've not done it at home myself tbh but i may be able to offer knowledge of an alternative - it's likely you're way ahead of me ofc but have you looked into at-home laser treatments?

their main downside is that it only really works when there's a lot of contrast between skin and hair so it leaves a lot of people shit out of luck.

ofc you're probably way ahead of me, but in the 5% chance this is useful, i thought it worth mentioning?

*steps up to mic*

*clears throat*

Brownie Batter hummus is an abomination that should not exist, and I am terrified to exist in the same world as it. Thank you.

*steps down from stage to thunderous applause*

diantha's theme a) fucking slaps, b) is the ideal music that i should have playing as i make my entrance to basically fucking anywhere while in rococo/hime lolita coordinates. BRING ON THE BATTLE CHIMES OF WAR AND THE DELICATE RIFFS OF A MUSIC BOX. WEEP BEFORE MY GLITTER AND DESPAIR, YE MORTALS

@Irina@fedi.lynnesbian.space i will accept a hoenn remake into my heart If I Can Create Cute Outfits. this is a reasonable goal i feel

but also the sheer unmitigated glamour of kalos's champion must i think also be talked about

"harp do you just like diantha because she's unmitigatedly high femme and also one of the legendaries is a pretty deer" PERHAPS, BUT I AM ALSO NOT WRONG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpgQa-TOk0M

@Irina@fedi.lynnesbian.space I STAND BY IT NONETHELESS

could you create cute outfits in hoenn? NO

could you create cute outfits in kalos? YES

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