Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i mean honestly

i dare you to listen to this music and NOT get FUCKING PUMPED and feel like IT'S TIME TO GO BE A MOTHERFUCKING HERO

https://youtu.be/qAHFZR0D9ss

IT'S SO GOOD!!! IT'S SO GOOD. ALL OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT'S SOUNDTRACK AIN'T FUCKING S H I T IN COMPARISON.

i forgot how much i fucking love the last trial of stormblood and i MAY be just about ready to queue for the fight for shits and giggles but it may lead to me running around screaming while tearing off my shirt because i'm so pumped.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FIGHT AS AN EXAMPLE OF EXCELLENT GAME DESIGN

we got it on the second try but all i'm saying is thank god for the echo ok

"how's your daily rouls in ffxiv going, harp?"

well...,,,,,

(cw for post-sb primal spoilers)

@deme definitely sounds VERY suspicious if not outright fake i say

extremely fast things on earth:

-mantis shrimp punching speed

-cheetah at full sprint

-the speed of the queue when a dps in #ffxiv thinks "it says 20 minutes estimated remaining, i can go for a quick pee, right?"

oh my god this joke about therapy just came for me so fucking hard that i think i have now died? please check back in 4-7 business days when i'm done wheezing on the floor. WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME OUT THIS HARD

@monorail have an additional pokesona and have it be diancie or something just to completely flummox people

or for another flummoxing in a different direction: My Pokesona Is Professor Oak

"badly explain your pokesona" is

"well just yoom tah, bless your li'l heart, hon"

@monorail hey now they said fursona

not pokemonsona

I Can Have Both

"badly explain your fursona"

bear with Purple Lightning Filled Claws that are totally ;) not ;) violet wands ;) ;) ;) whatever gave you ;) that ;) idea ;)

the expression of the middle panel is kind of making me cackle

sweet iced tea is also potentially on this list but idk if the 'milk or no milk, bubbles or no bubbles' infighting would get too vicious

anyway, here's a meme of solidarity through food

@InspectorCaracal i feel especially grumbly because I'VE BEEN TAKING MY MAGNESIUM SUPPLEMENTS WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

if i didn't think i'd immediately blind myself i would be getting my magnesium spray and just spritzing it on there all THERE YOU DUMB FUCK MUSCLE, QUIT IT

Why Is My Eyelid Twitching And How Can I Convince It To Stop, and other deep questions of the universe

@DangerDyke i think that is the tradeoff, yeah, it's less powerful but it is much more convenient and you can do your own touch-ups at home. i've had some success using one to wrangle my pcos beard lol. if there's any way i can be of help with knowledge of that, feel free to come give me a poke :> and i'm sorry i don't have more relevant better info for you!

i realize i come from a place of enormous privilege to even get to consider using instacart for grocery shopping, but i'm also frustrated that it's basically the only way i can ever shop aldi lol

yes i know it's to keep prices low but something simple like "bagging your own groceries" means i'm looking at being wiped the fuck out for several days. it makes a grocery trip "plausible with careful planning" into "utterly implausible lmao". 8(