Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal shit i forgot my second fav after shinryu

which is Ominous Chanting Redeems Itself By Giving Way To A Drumbeat That Fuckin SLAPS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBT6hOtWcfU

@InspectorCaracal that is a solid raise

but does gw2 have

a) an opera bug who sings about how rad it is that he's gonna kill everything with his four swords https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV_IP4mNJCI

b) a chill new-age sky whale rave https://youtu.be/shMaev-dSFI

c) muscle furry rockout time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rzBlcl3Cb4

d) and Hot Topic Titty Emo Kid? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHkMfJBDFZM

i mean honestly

i dare you to listen to this music and NOT get FUCKING PUMPED and feel like IT'S TIME TO GO BE A MOTHERFUCKING HERO

https://youtu.be/qAHFZR0D9ss

IT'S SO GOOD!!! IT'S SO GOOD. ALL OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT'S SOUNDTRACK AIN'T FUCKING S H I T IN COMPARISON.

i forgot how much i fucking love the last trial of stormblood and i MAY be just about ready to queue for the fight for shits and giggles but it may lead to me running around screaming while tearing off my shirt because i'm so pumped.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FIGHT AS AN EXAMPLE OF EXCELLENT GAME DESIGN

we got it on the second try but all i'm saying is thank god for the echo ok

"how's your daily rouls in ffxiv going, harp?"

well...,,,,,

(cw for post-sb primal spoilers)

@deme definitely sounds VERY suspicious if not outright fake i say

extremely fast things on earth:

-mantis shrimp punching speed

-cheetah at full sprint

-the speed of the queue when a dps in #ffxiv thinks "it says 20 minutes estimated remaining, i can go for a quick pee, right?"

oh my god this joke about therapy just came for me so fucking hard that i think i have now died? please check back in 4-7 business days when i'm done wheezing on the floor. WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME OUT THIS HARD

@monorail have an additional pokesona and have it be diancie or something just to completely flummox people

or for another flummoxing in a different direction: My Pokesona Is Professor Oak

"badly explain your pokesona" is

"well just yoom tah, bless your li'l heart, hon"

@monorail hey now they said fursona

not pokemonsona

I Can Have Both

"badly explain your fursona"

bear with Purple Lightning Filled Claws that are totally ;) not ;) violet wands ;) ;) ;) whatever gave you ;) that ;) idea ;)

the expression of the middle panel is kind of making me cackle

sweet iced tea is also potentially on this list but idk if the 'milk or no milk, bubbles or no bubbles' infighting would get too vicious

anyway, here's a meme of solidarity through food

@InspectorCaracal i feel especially grumbly because I'VE BEEN TAKING MY MAGNESIUM SUPPLEMENTS WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

if i didn't think i'd immediately blind myself i would be getting my magnesium spray and just spritzing it on there all THERE YOU DUMB FUCK MUSCLE, QUIT IT

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