Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

a totally uncontroversial additional opinion, on the same subject:

the best modern Joker is always one voiced by Mark Hamill and this one-upmanship about it needs to stop already. you got the best. he's right there. cool it you fuckin edgelords.

the best Catwoman is and always will be Eartha Kitt. no i will not ever change my mind nor will i ever revise my opinion as this is truth and should be justly acknowledged by all.

batman & robin https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118688/ and batman forever https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112462/ aren't as terrible as people remember, they just remember that batman is campy as hell

as much grief as the atla movie gets, rightfully so, there is one thing i appreciate about it

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.............................kinda turned uncle iroh into a fuckin snack, y'all

i need to double-check my fursona because i swear to fuck 90% of my anxiety is just "other people being in my space is a palpable burden, even when they are good-intentioned, helping me, meant to be there, etc. because i am a terrible territorial child"

i should actually try the arms demo i downloaded on my switch but the game information keeps playing up the motion controls

"how neat!" i think cheerfully

"buddy, if you fuckin' try it," my shoulder says, "you are going to be in a world of pain the likes of which you cannot imagine"

"but you're already at like an eight out of ten normally?"

"yeah, that's just me getting STARTED. try it, chump"

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz FUCK

can i at least get partial credit for that one

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz trick question, your favourite ARMS character is this commission of Mint you got as she would appear in that game

ok this is even sillier than i first thought.

i think this entire firestorm could have been easily and quickly avoided with just

"hey, could you not use > for quoting with my posts? it's a [pet peeve/trigger/strong dislike] due to enduring 4chan shit tossed at me."

"oh sure, no problem! totally understandable to be twitchy after dealing with 4chan shit lol"

and there we go lol

what. no. give me back my flower, game. how dare you. how DARE you. i'm still DUMB AS HELL

opens window, peers out

so fedi timeline what are we being mad about today? ... >s? we're being mad about >s? or being mad that people are mad about them?

i've got no idea what's going on here but if people are mad at >s have they considered offering the alligator a bigger snack so he turns around and becomes <

@pettancow nope not even augmented 🙃 🙃 🙃

after the boss i couldn't help myself and thanked "our healers, <tank>, eos, and me" before leaving

i gently suggested that hey, vendors sell jewelry now did you know???

"oh yeah but i'm tight on gil, i have a full set at ilv 400 when i get to 70 so i'm holding out until then lol"

and that, dear reader, is why i mana shifted not the healer, but the tank, as so the paladin could better spam clemency in-between my vercures.

ffxiv roulette, doma castle (lv 67)

healer: just fyi, i'm undergeared

me: hmmm let's see... well, shire gear, lv 60, not the greatest but it could be worse. let's see about the other side -

healer: halonic neckpiece of whateverty from the vault, level 57

arcanist ring, level 50

me: hmmm

me: i see 🙃

ok, i've seen some catbois in my time. been some catbois in my time, in #ffxiv .

but holy shit this is Next Fucking Level. look at this catboi i was blessed-cursed to join in roul this morning. i'm both terrified and in awe

(cw'd because although not technically nsfw, i feel like this carefully engineered outfit is going to be one that would nonetheless be a little bit hard to explain to your boss)

@aflightybroad it's what happens when a star wars bitch used to Artoo and Threepio watches some of the game because a friend's streaming it

Toobee.

i keep forgetting that there's actually going to be a crossover event in ffxiv with yoko taro/neir automata

like i thought it was just a far-off dream for so long that i can't believe it's real yet

if we don't get toobee's dress i swear to god i'm going to riot

"harp you haven't even played any of the neir games???" I REPEAT, IF WE DON'T GET TOOBEE'S DRESS,

ok which one of y'all made this