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honestly you know that "what would someone yell to get you to reveal yourself in a crowd" joke?

it's probably anti-vaxx bullshit for me

just, like, yell that, wait for furious rebuttal, easily locate me

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz GOD I'M SO FUCKING WITH YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW PLEASE TELL HER A RANDOM STRANGER ON THE INTERNET AGREES WITH HER SO HARD IT CAUSES ME PHYSICAL PAIN

i remembered i was levelling rogue, so i had to go make a nw glam in a slapdash manner. i think i am now sufficiently cheekily dapper to be a dabber stabber

cw for eye contact from a catgrill, also knives what with to stab

the fact that the monster hunter world demo on switch does not include the character creator is a crime.

a crime against me, specifically.

If you're on Food Stamps or Medicaid: 

Okay, here's a tip for thriving on #LowIncome that I found out about a few months ago:

If you're on Food Stamps (also called EBT or SNAP), or Medicaid (a form of health insurance which can only be held by people who are seniors, disabled, low income, and/or unemployed), then you're eligible to sign up for a discount on Amazon Prime, so it's $5.99 a month, according to this: amazon.com/b?node=16256994011

Although this discounts your Amazon Prime service itself, you can’t use Food Stamps for the groceries you buy through Amazon: amazon.com/gp/help/customer/di

That said, having Amazon deliver to your door for free saves you transportation costs for going shopping.

TV service is one of the first bills most people cut when they become #LowIncome, but Prime includes a streaming on-demand TV service, so that's another perk. This makes Prime the *only* TV service I'm aware of that can be discounted if you have Food Stamps.

(Full disclosure: I'm not affiliated with Amazon, and I think their company is pretty evil and inhumane to its workers. Still, there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, and this can help you afford groceries, TV, and some other common needs, so that's good.)

a totally uncontroversial additional opinion, on the same subject:

the best modern Joker is always one voiced by Mark Hamill and this one-upmanship about it needs to stop already. you got the best. he's right there. cool it you fuckin edgelords.

the best Catwoman is and always will be Eartha Kitt. no i will not ever change my mind nor will i ever revise my opinion as this is truth and should be justly acknowledged by all.

extremely controversial opinion for today 

batman & robin imdb.com/title/tt0118688/ and batman forever imdb.com/title/tt0112462/ aren't as terrible as people remember, they just remember that batman is campy as hell

as much grief as the atla movie gets, rightfully so, there is one thing i appreciate about it

....

.............................kinda turned uncle iroh into a fuckin snack, y'all

i need to double-check my fursona because i swear to fuck 90% of my anxiety is just "other people being in my space is a palpable burden, even when they are good-intentioned, helping me, meant to be there, etc. because i am a terrible territorial child"

i should actually try the arms demo i downloaded on my switch but the game information keeps playing up the motion controls

"how neat!" i think cheerfully

"buddy, if you fuckin' try it," my shoulder says, "you are going to be in a world of pain the likes of which you cannot imagine"

"but you're already at like an eight out of ten normally?"

"yeah, that's just me getting STARTED. try it, chump"

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz FUCK

can i at least get partial credit for that one

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz trick question, your favourite ARMS character is this commission of Mint you got as she would appear in that game

a wigglytuff gazes upon the distant fires of drama through a pair of opera glasses and subtoots 

ok this is even sillier than i first thought.

i think this entire firestorm could have been easily and quickly avoided with just

"hey, could you not use > for quoting with my posts? it's a [pet peeve/trigger/strong dislike] due to enduring 4chan shit tossed at me."

"oh sure, no problem! totally understandable to be twitchy after dealing with 4chan shit lol"

and there we go lol

what. no. give me back my flower, game. how dare you. how DARE you. i'm still DUMB AS HELL

opens window, peers out

so fedi timeline what are we being mad about today? ... >s? we're being mad about >s? or being mad that people are mad about them?

i've got no idea what's going on here but if people are mad at >s have they considered offering the alligator a bigger snack so he turns around and becomes <

@pettancow nope not even augmented 🙃 🙃 🙃

after the boss i couldn't help myself and thanked "our healers, <tank>, eos, and me" before leaving

i gently suggested that hey, vendors sell jewelry now did you know???

"oh yeah but i'm tight on gil, i have a full set at ilv 400 when i get to 70 so i'm holding out until then lol"

and that, dear reader, is why i mana shifted not the healer, but the tank, as so the paladin could better spam clemency in-between my vercures.

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