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@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz ah shit i didn't think of that detail... RIPperoni in pepperoni, that'll do it for sure

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz ah i've been there often lol

for the next massage, you can really reduce the sore by just chugging water and hydrating like a motherfucker right after the massage - the sore is all that lactic acid that muscles are finally giving up after they relax and then making it all ouchy, but more water helps wash that shit outta there

i try my best to remember that after the massage therapy i get and it's annoying to become a piss elemental but better than sore lol

"we come from a faraway land, called doma -"

"oh yeah! i've been there!"

"what"

"came, liberated, fought a primal, y'know, all in the day's work around here. lovely place"

"wh... but...."

"you ever thought of helping the reconstruction? they're getting it looking great these days!"

i had forgotten that the ninja storyline in #ffxiv (30 to 50 at least) is just "this is what happens when the goth kid starts hanging out with the theater kids, and it all goes wrong"

me: hey brain, throw me down my keys i mean some chillax vibes?

[CRASH]

me: WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S NOT CHILLAX VIBES, THAT'S CRUSHING ANXIETY

my brain: oh i thought you said crushing anxiety

me: WHY WOULD I SAY CRUSHING ANXIETY

@alimcgowen OH

MY

GOODNESS

THOSE CUBE CARBUNCLES ARE SO CUTE!!!!!!!! (wheredidyougetthemomg)

i discovered what lives in the hole by the backyard door today!

or rather my dog did

bc it's a big ol' toad

i'm glad my dog does not like to chomp toads. she just wants to boop them with her nose. toads do not appreciate this lol, but she thinks the fun game is "find frog/toad, poke frog/toad, it jumps!!!!!, go find frog/toad again"

honestly you know that "what would someone yell to get you to reveal yourself in a crowd" joke?

it's probably anti-vaxx bullshit for me

just, like, yell that, wait for furious rebuttal, easily locate me

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz GOD I'M SO FUCKING WITH YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW PLEASE TELL HER A RANDOM STRANGER ON THE INTERNET AGREES WITH HER SO HARD IT CAUSES ME PHYSICAL PAIN

please consider: purple.

it's the best color.

i remembered i was levelling rogue, so i had to go make a nw glam in a slapdash manner. i think i am now sufficiently cheekily dapper to be a dabber stabber #ffxiv

cw for eye contact from a catgrill, also knives what with to stab

the fact that the monster hunter world demo on switch does not include the character creator is a crime.

a crime against me, specifically.

a totally uncontroversial additional opinion, on the same subject:

the best modern Joker is always one voiced by Mark Hamill and this one-upmanship about it needs to stop already. you got the best. he's right there. cool it you fuckin edgelords.

the best Catwoman is and always will be Eartha Kitt. no i will not ever change my mind nor will i ever revise my opinion as this is truth and should be justly acknowledged by all.

batman & robin https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118688/ and batman forever https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112462/ aren't as terrible as people remember, they just remember that batman is campy as hell

as much grief as the atla movie gets, rightfully so, there is one thing i appreciate about it

....

.............................kinda turned uncle iroh into a fuckin snack, y'all

i need to double-check my fursona because i swear to fuck 90% of my anxiety is just "other people being in my space is a palpable burden, even when they are good-intentioned, helping me, meant to be there, etc. because i am a terrible territorial child"

i should actually try the arms demo i downloaded on my switch but the game information keeps playing up the motion controls

"how neat!" i think cheerfully

"buddy, if you fuckin' try it," my shoulder says, "you are going to be in a world of pain the likes of which you cannot imagine"

"but you're already at like an eight out of ten normally?"

"yeah, that's just me getting STARTED. try it, chump"