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you know what i usually cleansed my tumblr in a certain fashion, and i don't think i have done this on masto yet. i think perhaps i should, but combining my three usual standbys

get ready for Kooikerhondje, Edwardian Fashion, and Viscacha hour

anyway! so sorry for that, i foolishly thought someone was just not up on the goss instead of someone who can only serve the world by being food for worms.

i'm gonna have to remember to just not give the benefit of the doubt when ❄️ 🍑 discussions come out

@MirceaKitsune@mastodon.social oh, i see.

you're just a pedophile who is mad that there's no more cp on 4chan.

well, thank you for clearing that up for me, and making it startlingly obvious that you are in love with purism because you are, in fact, quite at home with the worst of 4chan vomited up through gab. please kindly open your throat with the closest kitchen knife, and stagger out into your garden so that you can fulfill the one thing you are actually good for: fertilizer.

o look mai freez peach

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i momentarily got nendoroids and funko pops confused in my head and was about to be so confused and horrified that they would mistreat the best doge in this manner

masto dev 

@CobaltVelvet@octodon.social i ain't a programmer and barely know what's up from context clues but LORD

greggy's "well now i am not doing any of it!!! bye" tantrum and closing the issue... amazing. truly, the totality of toddlers in the terrible twos got nothing on a code bro mad his dick is not being fellated for his "genius"

@OchotonidKnight i would guess the honey is how they're partially sweetening the yogurt now, unless the peanuts and chocolate one mentions it's honey-roasted peanuts.

oddly, this isn't consistent when you look at the ingredients online right now - there the pb cup one has no honey in it, salted caramel crunch has no honey, etc. - but i'd trust the ingredients printed in your hands over that

@OchotonidKnight (oh man that's the BEST FLAVOR)

looking online it seems like i misread the first time parsing ingredients lists, and honestly it's probably honey in the yogurt as part of the flavorings etc. chobani.com/products/flip/mix-

it could potentially be honey in the graham cracker crumbles, but i'm not 100% on that, especially if honey is consistent in other flavors that don't have graham cracker crumbles

@OchotonidKnight ah... then it's a tossup. i do remember hearing something about chobani sweetening their yogurt with honey now these days - if you're allergic i sadly wouldn't chance it :(

@OchotonidKnight maybe checked how the ingredients are listed - is honey in the "nonfat yogurt (milk, stuff, somesuch, honey)" part, or is it in the other ingredients? if the latter, probably it's being used as a sweetener in the granola/etc. of the toppings

here's a very good idea for y'all to use for an alt:

so you know the theory that a cat's purr is at the right hz to promote healing and this is why some cats like to come sit and purr on you when you're hurt?

ok now take that idea, and add hrothgar

hrothgar healer who doesn't cast a single cure. he just tackles you to the ground, sits on you, and begins purring loudly

wisdom just now spouted on disc:

but, y'know, Graecia capta ferum victorem cepit and all that

the translation from latin there is "rome took over greece and then everybody became real fuckin huge weebs for greek anything"

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