Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

anyway it's a shot in the dark but to keep myself busy with rp shit, if anyone happens to know a source of victorian (or earlier) newspapers with advertisements and/or restaurant menus, etc. - especially if it's not just text transcription, but scans where i could browse the typesetting and so on -

i would super appreciate any links if you got 'em handy 💖

@Alyx i am very lucky to know of two places where i can buy it locally, so in a pinch, i have a solution

but at the same time: jesus fucking christ, i'm paying 50+ dollars a bottle of pills here, could you send the fucking mail out on time you absolute clodhopper cbd salespeople

"your shipment is on its way!" said cbd oil supplier, a week ago

me: hmmm i'm down to my last few pills, i wonder what the tracking says, is it coming today or tomorrow maybe?

tracking: this package is in pre-shipping and hasn't made it to our system yet lol

me: don't make another roe alt you got 2 you ain't playing. don't make another roe alt you got two -

also me: SAY HI TO DOMAN ROEGADYN SUTE NO KUZUMOTO, EVERYBODY

the doman reconstruction storyline.... is so good ;o; #ffxiv

@pyra i just slung them on my blacklist for now lol, if it was more egregious cussing out i'd go through the whole rigamarole

until then i'm content with their asses being chapped at me LMAO

today in #ffxiv : i noticed a ninja afk for most of syrcus tower, wondered where he was. he finally came back for amon, got snippy when i joked about how i was glad he hadn't fallen in a toilet.

then his buddy - both of them mentors, lol - made sure that 1. the ice block i was hiding behind in amon got dissolved last minute, 2. told me "I hope you know I fucking hate you. Just FYI.", among other comments along the way, as we exited.

wow somebody hella salty at not being afk-carried lol

my doctor: well, you're due for a sleep study to see if your sleep apnea device is working, so -

me: can i show you my pokemon from pokemon sleep instead

me: this one's very good and round

my doctor: ......shit yeah, he is real good and round huh, i'll just put that down as a pass then

waiting for jojo to get around to my musical interests with a new stand that's bjork

i don't mean one of her songs. like Army Of Me or It's So Quiet. no i mean the anime has someone just straight-up summoning bjork the actual person as their stand

me: okay brain, time to do things

my brain: [wii shop channel music]

these face makeup brushes i got that have pink bristles and green handles with cups made to look like a rose stem so it's like flowers are, perhaps, not the most professional and objectively best makeup brushes

but fuck i love em

right, headache, are you coming or going or what. either hurry up and give me an aura so you can properly get your migrainey dick out or get outta here

@FASA_Andrew_1879 here, this will make up for it somewhat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBovvL03dKQ

i need to email Sawbones my suggestion that they cover folic acid and the MTHFR gene

but also my second suggestion that after they cover the motherfucker gene on their no-cussing show, they should have a special anti-candlenights show where they just do, like, all the fucken cussing. all of it.

anyway i've now got the pirates who don't do anything song stuck in my head so that's probably appropriate penance and retribution for just sermonizing this mornernoon

@InspectorCaracal LMAO you're good, i was setting myself up for a fuckin sermon there 💖

@kara_dreamer@plural.cafe i totally agree with you. i know i've subtooted before lol, and i'm going to try and keep in mind that i need to focus not on people, but on generalized behaviors i object to. and, well, i gotta do better about that LOL. so it was good to kinda write this out to remind *myself* too.