Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

a good 90% of my mute list is "bots that post stuff untagged, or post dubious shit" and "people who i am sure are perfectly lovely but type in homestuck quirks and that gives me a headache"

that probably says quite a lot about me, though i'm not sure what it says exactly

@pettancow thank you!!!

@dune will do, apologies. should i delete/redraft?

@dune it's a topic that i've seen be given tws very commonly. the only places i haven't seen it tw'd are people using such jokes for the "edgy humor", scare quotes in full effect. it's better to consult with someone other than my goy ass ofc, but i've always seen/been told to tw them, and i don't think i've seen such a thing on mastodon untagged ever (unless part of a bucket of 4chan by way of gab fresh to mastodon trying to troll).

dumbass newbie question: where does one view a list of people you've blocked/muted

because either i have misremembered and not actually blocked an untagged-aggregate news bot twice now or they're like fucking cockroaches

are you guys ready for.... some EXCLUSIVE CONTENT

aka i finally remembered this was in my gallery so have a short vid of my doggo's tummy spots https://youtu.be/I6ehfZwEwH0 #hollypls #dogsofmastodon #doggo #withbonusbabytalkvoice

@monorail (holly glaceon voice) aye Moira it ain't dynamax, am oan the protein

i keep hosing down my shoulder with menthol spray and unintentionally making half of my head minty as well :|

yay i finally got around the weird escort bit of BOTW i got locked into by accident, and now i can finally do what i want to do once more:

faff about aimlessly

i've also reached the level of bitter where i'm going to start responding to all of these "update please!!!!!" type comments on my fanfiction with the truth

namely, it will be updated when i'm not in constant agony.

is this a bitch move? probably. will i make people uncomfortable? probably. however my spoonie ass is tired of getting a whole lot of fucking guilt trips from people who want to be entertained for zero fucking dollars and are demanding about it

hello masto

i stole this from twitter for you

PRO TIP: that first paragraph of a secret world style lore entry befuddling you?

just use bjork lyrics for half of it!

it's fine! it totally works! nobody will notice!*

*until you tell them

because writing lore profiles for your #ffxiv characters in the style of The Secret World's lore entries ( https://wiki.crygaia.org/view/Lore ), is, uhhhhhhh, totally logical, right?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SASpPpX65A--A1olxd6siy40YYd7ce18FTUSXYUFZk4/edit?usp=sharing

@InspectorCaracal well fuck now i'm doing it i guess

@InspectorCaracal that assumes that the ending state of the game is

success.

my one still remaining brain cell: please. nobody will care or understand if you write The Secret World style lore entries for your FFXIV characters. nobody will get it. nobody! please don't waste your time and creative energy on this

me: but what if ...........i did anyway

@InspectorCaracal i mean i feel like the LoZ approach to a cohesive timeline is loosey goosey enough that they'll just make games anyway, and not give a single solitary fuck

also i should mention that if you or anyone else wants to take it on as a plotbunny, feel more than free, just share a cup of smug with me if it turns out we done nailed it somehow and you end up looking fucking clairvoyant on fanfiction.net

just a shameless retoot/reply to this thread as a reminder that if i'm on the money with this BOTW 2 theorizing, i am going to be so incredibly smug, i will transcend my physical form and dominate at least six other dimensions in smuggery