Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@sporks@snouts.online well, if it helps, i made a bad mspaint about this subject so you can find solace in this nonsense inflicted on both of us at once

i'm just saying. almost every lead in mgs has a lore-abiding hellsguard name

There's An Opportunity There Folks

galaxy brain level idea:

a #ffxiv group of alts. roegadyn mom who *will* beat you up and throw you off a bridge named Virtuous Mission, and all of her sons: Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Revolver Ocelot,

the good names spotted in ffxiv just keep on comin' today

so tomorrow i get another shoulder mri and because that means turning my cyborg bits off, that also means taking meds to compensate for that, so what i'm trying to say here is that my base level of incomprehensible may be very high tomorrow. or i may just fall asleep.

either way,

SOME day i will not laugh when in #ffxiv you go get swallowed at the glory hole but today is not that day.

i've hit that part of early ARR where my cishet ass knows it's not my lane to make jokes but The Jokes Must Be Made

(i'm just going to waggle my eyebrows enthusiastically instead)

@robin@snouts.online i can't believe that we've found the possum equivalent of "oh the camera just turned on, i'm not a model"

there's been a fine crop of names today spotted in te wild

today, in Spotted In The Wild In #ffxiv ,

also i sat down to wait for a dungeon queue and Davalia accidentally became the creepiest bunny of judgment, disapproving of all your life choices from inside some foliage

cw for virtual eye contact from creepy bunny of judgment

ok google how do i take cute screenshots without accidentally pantsing my character

(sorry janine. at least you look cute with this ludicrous dancer glam for #ffxiv )

basically anyone who calls this 'thicc' needs to be sent to some sort of reindoctrination camp for a period of no less than "whatever it takes to remember women are human people made of flesh and blood and not 2d drawings you fucking weeaboo piece of shit"

@trwnh @thufie@pixie.town or here it's more that there's a certain type of weeb fuckboy that ruins everything he touches by making whatever concept, no matter how mundane or fantastical, boring or interesting, etc., and making it all into a one-size-fits-all generic waifu moeblob, because that's all he has focused in on with his attention

this leads to looking at anime characters with hot dog legs and calling them "thicc" among other fucking atrocities

which is exhausting to see.