Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

https://youtu.be/20Ul2CU-PiQ IT IS MY PUP'S BIRTHDAY please look at my good good dog thank you.

#doggo #pupper #dogsofmastodon #hollypls

ok time to upload pup birthday video to youtube since masto is wanting to spit it out

it's a special day in every #ffxiv caster main's life when they get to use the lb3 as part of the strategy for a boss fight

it's an even MORE special day when THIS HAPPENS

surprisingly, not sponsored, but yo colourpop if you wanna throw some $$$ my way i sure wouldn't mind

will sell out for a supershock highlighter big enough for me to smash my entire hand against it

broke: no stim

woke: stim by poking slime

bespoke: stim by petting your eyeshadow/highlighter

i got my colourpop order today and i kinda just want to pet the super shock highlighter. IT FEELS SO NICE AND VELVETY.....

i mean you even got a chibi commission. who is it

whose fursona is this.

come on. fess up. whose fursona is 'really fancy frog'

DAMMIT URIANGER, DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ME SAY 'WELL YOU'RE HOT NOW' TO YOUR FACE.

stupid sexy urianger..................

here we go, i attended urianger's lecture and took notes, #ffxiv tag

this is WITHOUT ANY SHADOWBRINGERS SPOILERS, no twists/how characters in that setting would see it, but instead me writing down the "as you already know..." bits, plus a little of my own speculation. since this is taught as part of a basic education, this is something that our characters are very likely to know, but we ourselves aren't so likely to know, lol

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz kickstarter to hire a highly trained secret agent assassin to sneak into the square enix offices and nail yoshi-p with a gun full of tranquilizing darts before tossing him into the back of a car and kidnapping him to keep him captive at a very nice luxury spa and hotel for at least a long weekend

incidentally one of my fav ffxiv memories is when friends dragged me through Alexander, explaining mechanics along the way

but they were suspiciously quiet for Brute Justice. "no no, go in blind, it's so much better that way, it's fine we're overgeared so we can just rez you"

they were right

i promptly died laughing but it was so worth it