Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

also y'all please observe this really really terrible t-shirt that keeps making me laugh SO fucking much i cannot express why or how but i keep fucking losing it

the people who look at porn on pinterest with their real name and facebook account just hanging out there are braver than any us marine

@InspectorCaracal i'm going to blame vampires for this

either that or this is like the anime equivalent of that one ancient chinese general where everyone was all "oh shiiiit you guys he's really good at tactics what's he gonna do" and what he did was he rode out and started just juggling

and everyone was so wigged out thinking that this was the first part of some totally bonkers plan that they ran the fuck away

there was no plan. (except juggling)

i love my dog even though she considers me a very inconveniently shaped pet bed most of the time by all of the shoving i get

anyway please imagine that this post is me tiredly padding around in a circle three or four times and then finally flopping down to sleep

and by sleep, i really mean leaning back my recliner after setting down my laptop and dimming the lights a little and putting on a podcast

me: noooo i can't take a nap i need to stay awake

me:

me: wait a second i think i'm kinda allowed an after-dinner nap while recovering from surgery

my catgrill remains pretty.

@InspectorCaracal yeah i think it went pretty well!!!! honestly i'm just excited for fucking VALIDATION, like... yeah shit was fucked up ins and now i got the pictures to prove it

i think doubling up my cbd dose and being really diligent with ice packs and naproxen are going to get me through but i am a little YOU GUYS. at the doctors honestly

like GIVE A BITCH A BREAK Y'ALL

i'm holding out as best i damn can and i think i may be able to make it, but they uhhh didn't actually give me ANY increase in pain medication for post-surgery

i was on oxycodone 5mg handling my base pain, now i'm on... percocet 5mg

so like

same thing

but with tylenol in there too

also this is apparently the worst day of post-op pain and I'm Really Feelin It Mr Krabs

my dudes i wish i had money because there are so many worthy people to give money to and yet i have none to give and it sucks.

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online hronty.

@InspectorCaracal AND. UNLIKE SKYRIM. your horses won't run off without you to kill something. AND if your horse dies you can go revive it at a special shrine. but honestly none of mine have died yet.

the one black mark against botw is there are dogs and you cannot pet them. but you can feed them treats and then they follow you around happily or maybe show you where some treasure is, so it all works out

@InspectorCaracal after all, the environments are basically "the kingdom got all but wiped out 100 years ago, so now there are lots of ruins. but there are still villages, and even in the ruins you can see how nature is rising up to reclaim them, and life goes on." there's that line of like... comfort yet loneliness, loneliness yet comfort in it all.

also you get a hang glider which means climbing up shit and jumping off is fucking rad

also you can tame horses

@InspectorCaracal IT'S A REALLY FUCKING GOOD GAME.

gameplay wise like. i never really understood people who were all "omg i can play skyrim for HOURS" because it quickly loses its shine for me.

breath of the wild tho.

botw is what skyrim wants to be when it grows up. they have done really canny gameplay shit to make exploring be addictive and rewarding.

also there's this sort of... quiet melancholy to it all that's very tender and emotional.

@InspectorCaracal is it majora's mask where you're stuck in a time loop trying to get the moon to not crash into the earth? i think so

anyway, link is screaming at the moon At This Moment

@InspectorCaracal honestly the awful fic idea is already tied to the moon cycle, which in-game means every time there's a full moon all the enemies respawn and the princess is all LINK WATCH OUT

i feel like between that and majora's mask, the inevitable conclusion is that a small elf muscle twink goes out to scream at the moon a la https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA