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AND THE LAST GROUP

the ghastly is probably the best out of all of them. i live in a college town so i had to make it Extra Spoopy.

THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING: MY POKEMANS. LOOK AT THEM.

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note that these are not exactly what i'd call GOOD jokes, in fact i explicitly warned you all that these are terrible pokemon names

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@hache aw dunk well that's weird

(sudowoodo's name is "regular tree")

i didn't mean to mark the pics as sensitive but y'know what, sure i guess, let's keep doing that. it's like you gotta reveal the punchline to many stupid jokes, it's good

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hello and welcome to: The Stupid Names I've Given My in .

my pokemans. let me show you them. there are like 20 so this is going to be A Thread

i have decided, unfortunately for you all, that i am going to do a thread of posting all of the stupid pokemon names i have done did in pokemon go

ok, wayfair, it's on me that i clicked, but finding out "22 inch Hello Kitty blade" is for a ceiling fan is really disappointing on many levels.

i realize it's probably just that, y'know, post-surgery shit is happen, but i swear to god if i wake up tomorrow with a rash because my body's decided to get shingles for the Third Fucking Time right after i've had surgery, i am going to create an absolute maelstrom of piss and moaning about it

This Mexican restaurant has the best WiFi network name.

”It’s a Yugoloth! A demon cheaper but less reliable than a Hondaloth!” #DnD

@InspectorCaracal i mean drive-ins and... you know what, that just adds to the flavor it's fine

@InspectorCaracal i mean the classic hawaiian print is also very powerful but we can leave that to the wayside as i attempt to declare i think your personal style might be in the area of "Goro Majima from Yakuza games's son who is the hip new host on Drivers, Dine-Ins and Dives alongside Guy Fieri"

@InspectorCaracal i feel like if you have not already started a novelty hawaiian shirt collection, you absolutely must begin this endeavor

@InspectorCaracal see exactly idk how you get transmasc without butch bc everything i'm thinking about is like. hella butch

except maybe khakis and polo shirts

but

don't

don't do that to yourself

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