Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

oh hey something that actually holds up in #harpsbadoldart

this is the second commander shepard i have floating around, Indira Shepard

yes that IS an n7 saree

moments after this at some official function, udina made some comment about how "it's not a fancy dress party, she should leave the costume at home" that Indira overheard, and Liara spent the next 15 minutes holding her girlfriend back from Violence because That's Frowned On At Functions Where Champagne Is Served

some quick doodles of my WoW character, tho as of 2013 i'd mostly stopped playing

Harpalyce Bearwarden is why i go by harp most of the time online lmao

at this point in time i think i'd started drawing her with a little bit of boob but mostly muscle. my running gag has always been for her that she's near to flatchested, bowlegged, and takes a shower maybe once every couple of years, so is the direct opposite of the sexy lady night elf seen on screen lmao #harpsbadoldart

cw'd for more titties, but here's an OC i have floating around

say hello to Galatea, because scyllae are kind of underrated and underrepresented as mythological creatures go. also the comedy of her trying to 'pass' as 'just a normal human wearing a really big hoop skirt that barks sometimes' is great #harpsbadoldart

Matriarch Iroh is even more of a delight

mostly bc i just imagine her meeting her actual canon counterpart and going

"hmm well yes this is all very cool, but can you do THIS?", as shown in picture

and iroh of course going "holy shit that's fucking amazing you're your own tea table"

"HELL YEAH IT'S GREAT"

who of course grows up into Matriarch Zuko

who is the perfect example of "asari matriarch that is lovely most of the time, it takes a lot to truly piss her off. however GOD FUCKING HELP YOU IF YOU PISS HER OFF"

also asari zuko immediate post-finale, cw'd for bandages and a titty out because sometimes after beating your sister you end up limping back to the normandy with your chest held together with medigel and your quarian buddy Ka'tara freaking out about it, it's fine, it's fine

hello everyone, it's #harpsbadoldart o'clock because i'm distracted and diving thru shit

atla/mass effect is not a crossover that particularly makes sense, but can i just offer a counterpoint:

asari zuko

@actuallysingular@botsin.space you fool, you knave, florida is already singular

it is one of the many forbidden and cursed floridae

i appreciate the humor of the bot that overcorrects words as if they are latin

but it also assumes all the words it finds are third declension neuter, and that nothing can be either first or second declension, even/especially when that's obviously the case, and it's Driving Me Mildly Bonkers

anyway please don't expect me to do any thinking today because insurance bullshit means i'm without adhd med so. *grimaces loudly*

@InspectorCaracal coming back to this 12 hours later, most of what i know about silent hill is that in most of the games the setting and its monsters act as a sort of purgatory, reflecting the protag's sins and misdeeds and forcing the protag to confront them in some form or fashion. also pyramid head is there. also a dog may have done it in one ending

ABSOLUTELY the most likely place for anakin skywalker to end up tossed into for him to be all "welp i guess we're doing this, okay then"

i have never played a silent hill game myself, however i have a ph.d in vaderology, and that makes me qualified to state that we all know anakin skywalker takes his final breath after reuniting with his son and redeeming himself to the light

and then opens one eye to see pyramid head there and is just like "...yeah ok, fair enough. can the sexy nurses be dressed as sexy politicians on account of my wife and all? excellent, thanks, let's do this then"

tonight's controversial nerd opinion:

we all know, but few admit, that out of all the major star wars characters, anakin skywalker is the one most likely to get himself punted straight into silent hill

does anyone out there have a capybara bara fursona yet? like a capybara that's just big and ripped as hell and ready to get in on the man lovin'

i feel like if this has not been done yet, this is somebody's sword in the stone. this is the concept that they suddenly will realize they have been born to wield

it appears from the timeline that about 80% of people are having some sort of mental breakdown tonight so oeerr

fediverse, may i offer you a capybaras in this trying time

@b it's fuckin ridiculous

especially when i've seen in practice that the proto-incels, in gaming circles, want to sit and whine loudly about how they don't have a girlfriend

then when a girl expresses interest, she gets tossed into next week for not looking exactly like their fav supermodel, on account of being Maybe 10 Pounds Overweight or Having Too Sharp Knees. like, people who are obviously just on physical level out of their league.

AND THEN WONDER WHY THEY'RE ALONE...

it's amazing

@trwnh my harshest opinion is that all of the art repost bots should be obliterated unless they get 1. permission from the user explicitly, or the user has explicitly said they are okay with reposts, 2. they link back with full credit

1 is a big problem that has caused a lot of pixiv artists to outright quit. people pretend that it doesn't exist because language barrier and la la la look at these anime titties

2 is just the sign of an utter shitheel who needs to respect art is effort gdi

@InspectorCaracal @b you are a good and sensible person, i got to the person being super upset at the "i don't know why this dumb joke about not showering persists!! it's just not true!! i'm so offended"

My Dude, If You've Ever Been To An Anime Convention, You Either Get It Or You're Part Of The Problem

@b (the men who show up to be offended, that is. They're Mad At The Truth)