Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@maya weaklings who will not survive when the sourpocalypse comes if they cannot even handle a granny smith, SO IT IS FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECIES

the best apples are granny smith apples

little heirloom varieties can stay BUT are on Thin Ice

if you say your fav apple is red delicious you are CLEARLY a replicant and i am dispatching a bladerunner to your abode IMMEDIATELY

right time to get .........CONTROVERSIAL

is mintomancy the art of divination through mints, or the ability to summon mints?

i'm going to go with "yes" for @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz 's powers.

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i for one heartily approve of your developing powers of mintomancy

@pettancow it's me just following raubahn around calling him that (adopted son counts, after all)

just. please. father is a perfectly good word. why'd you gotta go with Daddy.

from all accounts it's a really good series, and i should watch it

however i wish they'd translated it into english as something other than "Daddy of Light"

@InspectorCaracal don't worry, the spider will be okay. after all, it's now -

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listen we all know this is coming

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@fibonacci_reminder i'll be honest as awful as it was, at least it wasn't those fucking dubstep oil and coal commercials put out by Power Through America or some fuck like that, obviously made by a committee of people going "why don't the youths like fossil fuels anymore? is it because we need to tell them in neon and with the dubby-steps?? that must be it!! make sure you got the dubby-steps in there, carl!!!"

I AM TERRIFIED ON SOME DEEP LEVEL ON HOW YOUTUBE HAS CLOCKED ME SOMEHOW.

but joke's on them i just have never been able to get into second life, catch me on furcadia instead

YOUTUBE JUST GAVE ME AN AD FOR SECOND LIFE FEATURING PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY MET THEIR PARTNER FEAT. THEIR FURSONAS

@monorail @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online holy SHIT

hey there's an updated zombo.com these days - https://html5zombo.com/

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online but where's the zombo.com parody

@SapphicGiraffic hmm, is food stuff interesting?

i'm fond of emmymadeinjapan, who does 'weird food videos' but in a way that's oddly calming. and i like that she gives each food a fair shake, and doesn't rush into saying something's gross.

she also has what i can only describe as "big preschool teacher energy" of enthusiasm that is somehow very calming.

she has another channel where she vlogs her beekeeping too!