Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site YOOM TAH

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site honestly i feel like the given explanations are frustrating because they ignore far tastier explanations:

for example, that the jedi had ceased really looking at the "light" awhile back. their own visions were "clouded" not by anything palpatine did or ancient ruins or whatever, but because they morally jumped the shark by kidnapping children, training child soldiers, and supporting the republic raising a slave class of cannon fodder

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

@Hulex@snouts.online @Proxy@snouts.online oh yeah they def don't taste like actual burgers.

but honestly they are a pretty fantastic canvas to sop up some bacon drippings and have cheese on them

@Hulex@snouts.online honestly 'hypocrite burgers' are great, though i think they're better with black bean burger patties tbh

@InspectorCaracal oh yeah. eventually my shoulder will get better, but it's the bursitis doing it mostly from what i understand - since that's when the bursa, the like... squishy fluid pad in your joint, gets inflamed. and that sucker likes to yell about barometric pressure changes.

well, i'm sure everyone will be pleased to know - despite surgery, my shoulder is still an EXCELLENT barometer, and by that i mean "how do i get insurance to pay for the new therapy that involves building me a porch and a rocking chair so i can squint into the horizon and declare 'storm's comin', i feel it in my bones' when it plays up"

@jocelynk ok but a lot of purses are kind of bullshit. especially if the strap is just a little too short and it's cross-body so you gotta like.... wriggle into it

i have mostly taken this as more motivation to use tiny cute purses tbh and not even try to wear them cross-body

@maya weaklings who will not survive when the sourpocalypse comes if they cannot even handle a granny smith, SO IT IS FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECIES

the best apples are granny smith apples

little heirloom varieties can stay BUT are on Thin Ice

if you say your fav apple is red delicious you are CLEARLY a replicant and i am dispatching a bladerunner to your abode IMMEDIATELY

right time to get .........CONTROVERSIAL

is mintomancy the art of divination through mints, or the ability to summon mints?

i'm going to go with "yes" for @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz 's powers.

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i for one heartily approve of your developing powers of mintomancy

@pettancow it's me just following raubahn around calling him that (adopted son counts, after all)

just. please. father is a perfectly good word. why'd you gotta go with Daddy.

from all accounts it's a really good series, and i should watch it

however i wish they'd translated it into english as something other than "Daddy of Light"