Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

oh no i said aloud that i saved a bark box for my dog to open tomorrow for crimmas and now she's looking at me demandingly because she knows the phrase 'bark box'

are honestly emojis that every spoonie should have available. and is just a rich unadulterated Mood

@WritingPrompts but nobody knows why every recipe comes with 15 paragraphs of someone talking about a completely unrelated life event before you get to the recipes.

fortunately, you decide to honor this legacy, and in doing so, start offering a unique experience of dinner and tableside variety acts that makes the business flourish

i can't help it. is just so good. it encompasses so many emotions. so many possum-ey emotions. , too. how am i supposed to properly express myself without though? i have been shown the way, and the way is yelling possums, and i am not going to divert from my scream at own ass path. 🍑

reason i am most likely to be banned from this website:

smuggling emoji to discord servers

so to complete my #starwars posting for tonight, and bring it around to the holidays y'all, please enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVJzibVS2YM this

@lynnesbian the worst part about reading this post is that it has made me reflect upon the time i *did* get a huge pimple on my clit and it was Awful

like how do you work that into your home decor exactly. "so here's the snowglobe i got on vacation, and here's the little statue that my aunt got me a couple christmases back, and here's THE COMMISSION OF MY AU DARTH VADER,"

or maybe that's the whole thing... like some sort of spider, i draw them in with cute shabby chic design, and then as they're admiring the latest from target the doors close and IT'S TOO LATE, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK IS PLAYING, IT'S VADER TIME,

i have the sketch minttuu did for me and i should frame it and hang it somewhere but like

idk if i can take grumpy old man au vader just judging me from somewhere

and the newest, by hoiist, who really has done an absolutely gorgeous job drawing this grumpy old asshole who occupies far too many of my braincells

to really make myself at home i need to do a spam of some commissions, so.

please look at my shitty au #darthvader from my fanfic Masquerade that i am too invested in.

commissions by, in order: blinkingkills, jakface, minttuu, takens

@ragewang this is one of the most quality orcs i've ever seen, very good at picking out free dogs, 10/10

people can apply to use the word "thicc" after writing me an essay demonstrating that their character would not be able to fit in any straight sizes, top or bottom, at abercrombie and fitch circa 2013 ( https://www.huffpost.com/entry/abercrombie-plus-size_b_4320704 ). then and only then can they use a word meant to celebrate plus-size beauty to describe their characters

i'm banning the word "thicc". the internet is allowed to have it back after they demonstrate knowledge that fat deposits places other than the thighs and possibly the tits, and learn to appreciate a soft tum. but until that point it is cancelled

"so thicc~"
pictured: two slightly larger thighs and a size negative fuckity waist

@pettancow i did manage to sneak some alts on Balmung!! i just need to level them now 😂 Detective Aerstlona and Kytherox Cornblue. ....so if you ever see someone who is a lalafell conjurer roleplaying that they're a goblin who's oddly religious, uh, Probably Me LMAO

@pettancow on Omega! off and on anyway, i've been away from the game for a hot minute after burning out putting together a midsummer market roleplay event and then having irl matters take a baseball bat to me lol. but i'm hoping to get back into the swing of roleplaying soon!! my character blog is still on tumblr - calamityjanine.tumblr.com - with all the character profiles and such :D