Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

actually roleplaying? no, no, never, why do that when i could spend a stupid amount of time futzing around making various in-character documents with free online widgets

more introductory stuff that i should pin:

1. i have a really cute dog! her name is holly! you'll find me tagging pics of her often with #hollypls ! 🐶

2. i really am getting into fashion as much as spoonie body will allow, and i particularly like #lolitafashion ! (NOT touching the fetish aspect of it at all. i just like frilly dresses!) i am working on chronicling my endeavors there at sweetdisabled.com and sweetdisabled.tumblr.com ! 💖

also, wrow, i should actually maybe follow people instead of just, like, innertubing along the federated timeline

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online that looks horrific. i need to eat it immediately

i should actually figure out how to have my profile here be a profile with like the little values filled in and stuff (like pronouns: she/her) instead of just a pile of words that i flung in one big lump while screaming in panic before running away at top speed

also the eensy spatula is really really useful so i don't gotta dig my grimy mitts right in thurr all the time.

ok the laneige lip mask is... really really nice 😍

really looking forward to using it overnight tonight!!! i've come to love the ginger sugar lip mask from aritaum, but honestly i'm glad the laneige one is more creamy and less sticky (i keep waking up with like. so much dog hair stuck to my lips. lmao) #kbeauty #skincare #yaithoughtthattagwortharedraftokshhh

@jake@cat-from-outer.space (seriously though, FATEs like that are fairly regular, so it will reoccur for sure. there are probably also people who can help you if you ask for help in /shout, which broadcasts to everyone in the same zone :> )

@jake@cat-from-outer.space the logic for getting such a minion is very simple, it's just following the crab cycle

@nierautomata that's it that's the game everybody

@edgedestroys@snouts.online can i just say, seeing all of this drift past, i am quite honestly impressed with the artistic dedication here of so many stickers at the ready

obviously therefore the best #secretworld merch i can acquire is just the Bees? card from cards against humanity

could do with a council of venice pin for my bag, though.

because, realistically, that's where i'd end up if the secret world was real. crying in a library about mold getting on the books, and also crying because everybody else won't stop fighting for like five minutes to save the world

illuminati? well, for one thing, i AIN'T illuminaughty, but also using THAT symbol means drastically higher chance someone takes me dead serious and stabs me to death in a parking lot while i cry IT'S A COMPUTER GAME PLEASE MY BLOOD! YOU'RE STABBING OUT ALL MY BLOOD AAAAA.

and well, the dragon, the dragon is just sort of proof that not every faction can be a winning concept, it's just a fallen souffle of yellow peril and Confucian quotes. embarrassing.

sure, in game i may be proudly If It Ain't Red It's Dead, but no way in hell am i actually going to go "whooo knights templar" irl. for one thing the symbol the templars use in-game has been taken over by neonazi fucks, and i'd rather gouge my own eyes out than do that particular crossed signal.