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p.s. do not worry, my dog is not overweight

she's actually a little underweight

probably because she knows she can scam me out of cookies if she tries hard enough, the little shit.... (at least it's better than the time she learned what my 'concentrating because i gotta heal this boss fight' face was and took advantage of that to steal cookies)

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anyway it's time to feed my dog cookies until i un-grump myself

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@Scarly the shame is that i actually read it and there's a point i may be able to agree with the author about, it's just that the author was too busy throwing disabled people, and specifically autistic people, under the bus so hard that there was absolutely not any room in the limelight for, y'know, the other points.

in either case the author of that now owes me, A Known Disabled, damages of at least one (1) good bottle of vodka, Not The Cheap Shit, Grey Goose Or Better.

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"praxis is mocking disabled people by painting them all as massive whiners, right? they're just interrupting our life and death struggles with their talking about being disabled. anyway, it's good politics to mock them, we're so much better than capitalism dehumanizing and mocking disabled lives because we can dehumanize and mock disabled lives too! ....but, like, it's probably organic and pesticide-free, so it's better. praxis!"

lort in goddamn heaven y'all.

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yes, i'm still mad about this, outline.com/7fhRBg because there might be a good point buried somewhere in there.

in the thick, thick layer of "nobody could ever be disabled from being mildly autistic. praxis is knowing that better than they do. this is good politics, to reiterate just how much being mildly autistic is bullshit and not a thing, but instead a symptom of a massive personality flaw. only the sort of massive dickbag like this could ever consider their autism a disability."

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so is politics on mastodon just like variants of the aristocrats joke, but instead of "the arisocrats!" it's "praxis!"?

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y'know, i didn't expect to click that political link to find a screed that hated disabled people that much, but ok! praxis, everybody, i guess!

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why isn't there yakuza and lupin the third crossover fanfiction yet

actually on second though, i'm not sure lupin and majima need to be in the same zip code, much less ever team up,

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@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz this looks like a hella useful post! :>

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! i just remembered i have a new face mask from lush to try!

also i swear to god pls no bully for buying from lush i also hate they support peta but it is the only goddamn shit my face likes i Promise i have been Trying To Find Something For More Than 15 Years Okay

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stupid lewd punchline 

I MEAN FOR GOD'S SAKE, I'M AN ENGLISH MAJOR.

UNLESS YOU TALK ABOUT AT LEAST ONE INSTANCE OF OBSCURE SYMBOLISM, I CAN'T CUM, MATPAT

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apparently MatPat has Done Something which i will figure out presently, i see from the rumbles, but i have to be honest, i never particularly liked his game theories

because he never went far enough.

like come on. if we're doing analysis on a text, we are gonna have to GET STUCK IN THERE. not just like superficial connections of what the game has. oh no. you need to be neck deep in metanalysis goddammit.

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@kd@yiff.life honestly the few times i've come across this, i've ended up just sort of launching right into it. e.g.,

Good morning,

Thank you for taking the time to blahbityblahblah rest of letter goes here.

Best Regards,
Me

that sort of business i suppose? "to whom it may concern" definitely is like sometimes business speak for "i'm about to tear off your head and shit down your neck motherfucker" lol. a sort of cheerful "good morning" or similar is more casual but gets you out of this quandary.

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see, a certain type of regrettable person will gush endlessly about marvel movies loki as the paragon of chaos.

but he really isn't. not especially.

you want a chaotic character, you get goro fucking majima, my friends. majima is basically a force of nature that may turn on you at a moment's notice, like the sea or the wind or bugs bunny, and you can only hope to endure whatever comes next, and THAT is CHAOTIC

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apparently it's goro majima appreciation hour on the fediverse and i must say, i'm very here for it

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"and the cringiest hipster makeup trend is DEFINITELY painting on colorful or metallic freckles -"

me, busy planning to get the perfect liquid highlighter and paint it in dots: hm, interesting.....

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online beauty tips: NEVER put mascara on your bottom eyelashes, it makes you look creepily doll like!

me, sitting there with my bjds in the back, putting mascara on my bottom eyelashes: hm, interesting,

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