Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

at some point artoo WILL casually ask her 'does this unit have a soul', but only so he can laugh and put a picture of her horrified trying-not-to-shit-pants expression on space instagram or whatever

but this is because i firmly believe with all my heart that artoo detoo is a lil shit and the reason those beeps are never directly translated is that every movie's You Can Only Say Fuck One Time limit for pg-13 would be blown in about 15 seconds of said beeps being subtitled.

i really need to get back to writing my shitty crossover fanfiction so Commander Shepard can show up to Star Wars universe and then just start sweating nervously as she notices all the droids

@beebs probably a droid with a restraining bolt still on

(don't think too hard about all those sentient minds being relegated to slave roles and chattel) (anyway if i think further on this i'm going full geth so Does This Unit Have A Soul indeed i suppose)

anyway the summary of tonight's anger is:

if your anti-capitalism stance still includes mistreating disabled people, mocking them, dehumanizing them, and so on,

it's shit, and you should feel shit about creating such shit. you shitter.

@starwall well, you could keep growing it and use it as a bowl to eat ramen out of.

p.s. don't actually do this

p.s. do not worry, my dog is not overweight

she's actually a little underweight

probably because she knows she can scam me out of cookies if she tries hard enough, the little shit.... (at least it's better than the time she learned what my 'concentrating because i gotta heal this boss fight' face was and took advantage of that to steal cookies)

anyway it's time to feed my dog cookies until i un-grump myself

@Scarly the shame is that i actually read it and there's a point i may be able to agree with the author about, it's just that the author was too busy throwing disabled people, and specifically autistic people, under the bus so hard that there was absolutely not any room in the limelight for, y'know, the other points.

in either case the author of that now owes me, A Known Disabled, damages of at least one (1) good bottle of vodka, Not The Cheap Shit, Grey Goose Or Better.

"praxis is mocking disabled people by painting them all as massive whiners, right? they're just interrupting our life and death struggles with their talking about being disabled. anyway, it's good politics to mock them, we're so much better than capitalism dehumanizing and mocking disabled lives because we can dehumanize and mock disabled lives too! ....but, like, it's probably organic and pesticide-free, so it's better. praxis!"

lort in goddamn heaven y'all.

yes, i'm still mad about this, https://outline.com/7fhRBg because there might be a good point buried somewhere in there.

in the thick, thick layer of "nobody could ever be disabled from being mildly autistic. praxis is knowing that better than they do. this is good politics, to reiterate just how much being mildly autistic is bullshit and not a thing, but instead a symptom of a massive personality flaw. only the sort of massive dickbag like this could ever consider their autism a disability."

so is politics on mastodon just like variants of the aristocrats joke, but instead of "the arisocrats!" it's "praxis!"?

y'know, i didn't expect to click that political link to find a screed that hated disabled people that much, but ok! praxis, everybody, i guess!

why isn't there yakuza and lupin the third crossover fanfiction yet

actually on second though, i'm not sure lupin and majima need to be in the same zip code, much less ever team up,

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz this looks like a hella useful post! :>

! i just remembered i have a new face mask from lush to try!

also i swear to god pls no bully for buying from lush i also hate they support peta but it is the only goddamn shit my face likes i Promise i have been Trying To Find Something For More Than 15 Years Okay

I MEAN FOR GOD'S SAKE, I'M AN ENGLISH MAJOR.

UNLESS YOU TALK ABOUT AT LEAST ONE INSTANCE OF OBSCURE SYMBOLISM, I CAN'T CUM, MATPAT