Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i really wish my shoulder had decided that ice packs helped it when IT WAS SUMMER INSTEAD OF WINTER

ugh i need to do admin work on other places. well ok, not like i'm a proper admin but like. in that category. digital secretarial and organization shit.

if anyone knows of a guide (like, "for rock bottom dumbasses" level guide) about setting up a #discord bot so that users can self-assign roles to show what pronouns they prefer, be a pal and tell your resident wigglytuff about it?

not that anyone is wrong for doing so of course, i mean i can barely stand my own nonsense on the best of days, it's just a bit amusing. i feel like i should see an achievement popping up on the corner of the screen right about now

(browsing fediverse) "?? i wonder why i can only see one half of this conversation? who's cancelled for what now?"

...."OH, oh hey, well, that's a milestone of someone blocking me i guess"

i wonder how long it'll take for readers of this fanfic (apparently there, are, like, more than 3! maybe even approaching a whole ten! which i find shocking) to rumble me for using bjork lyrics in the buzzing sections

in my defense

bjork lyrics just fit so well into secret world shit

fortunately i'm not mad about being in pain

bc it's like

useful pain. like yeah i tried a stretch and it hurt but it led to a moment of "!!!!! THAT'S MORE EVIDENCE THAT SHIT IS LURKING THEEEERE, we're closing in!!!!!!!!!" so i'm not mad bc progress

however

ouch, and so forth

well i was going to write more shoddy fanfic today but then i went to physical therapy and now my brain's broken because ow

planning your outfit counts as a valid reason to be excited about going to physical therapy, right

*peers out into the federated timeline*

listen katamaris or no if y'all are all cousins now, and you're still all hornt for each other, you gotta at least tell ROLL TIDE before you touch each other's massive-and-still-growing balls

@boisdevache@guineapig.party the most terrible thing is, i know if i look on ao3, there WILL be someone who has written that

unironically

and wanked to it

i mean for god's sake top gear yaoi exists, if people are determined to yank it to jezza clarkson, they'll have a fap to ANYTHING

great british bake-off smut.

DON'T EAT IT MARY IT'S A BAD BAKE

i feel like one of these days i'm going to get clocked very easily even tho reports are anonymous simply because i end up always starting them the same Whoops

the infinite sadness of having Sephora tastes but Ulta money

well okay apparently the dior backstage foundation is only 40 dollars for 50 mL.

"only".

Why Is Makeup So Difficult

i will say props to colourpop for getting a foundation range where i actually match one of the colors

...

it's just a shame it's a pretty poor performing foundation and if i want something that performs better it's apparently, like, dior or some shit.

anyway this is why i was really happy to find a bb cream that blends to match my skin tone because it may not be full coverage but it's also not 120 dollars a got dam bottle

i am just a simple wigglytuff yelling in the wilderness "no you don't understand!!! i'm not being all weird about having pale skin, THIS IS JUST HOW IT IS PLEASE STOP BEING WEIRD ABOUT IT, IT'S NOT A VIRTUE OR WHATEVER now can you please tell me about reasonably-priced foundations that might match my skin tone"

i mean the entire problem is that i am both very pale, and my skin seems to think that the color yellow is fake news. so if i put on the shade that should match me if-it-were-all-greyscale, the yellow undertones make me look like i am about to star in some horrific racist commercial from 1957 with mickey rooney reprising his role from breakfast at tiffany's and THAT IS NOT A GOOD LOOK! FOR ANYONE!

at BEST i look severely jaundiced like i'm about to keel over of liver failure or w/e

it is not exactly a super great thing, being this pale!!! i go from ok to lobster in about .2 seconds!! i'm sure that skin cancer is gonna come get me at any day now!!!

i just want some advice about foundations....

and to sound egregiously entitled still... ALMOST NOBODY MAKES A SHADE THAT MATCHES ME GODDAMN. i mean of course i have it so much better than poc, but like. it's nearly impossible. unless i want to spend money on fucking dior foundation. drugstore shit? nope not there