Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

hello everyone, here's your completely unnecessary crossover to consider for today:

"...so what i'm saying is, you've got some untapped possibilities in there. you've got like twenty years of giving your little brother shit. you need to start CATCHING UP ON THAT. i have a list of ideas..."

luke skywalker: um what if we didn't,

leia: NO NO NO. LET LUP SPEAK, LUKE. LET HER SPEAK. THIS IS SOME CRUCIAL INFO

(taako laughing in the distance intensifies)

only a bjork song could make me want to watch The Cell honestly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ZAmpnbRTo

i kinda feel like i never want to actually watch the movie simply because snippets of it really fit the sort of decadent vulgarity and creepiness of the song so well

Merrie Feast of the Superb Owl

i'm so glad that i live not in atlanta

you cannot pay me to go out there on the roads there right now tho

even in my own town of athens

just nope! nope! nuh-uh! no way!

@hierarchon clearly it's moenbryda

(..... :( )

note to self: at some point draw a #splatoon2 character in homage to Alexander McQueen as worn by Shalom Harlow with that bit where she came out in a white dress and was spray-painted by two robotic arms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P13oZsD-t4s

bc that moment is honestly just like

hashtag iconic

@gen@berries.space that's not counting the uh.... other 2 windows of chrome open................

(ok those are only like 5 tabs each but it's how i keep organized while window shopping online lol) (also The Great Suspender is a fantastic addon)

@Lumb well, you know what that cw unfortunately summons.

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

also a reason you should get into the secret world and write fanfiction of it: it's REALLY fun to write fake lore/buzzing intros.

...

if you consider "cherrypicking obscure bjork lyrics and then niffling about on wikipedia for terminology" to be fun, anyway

listen i know Drawing Restraint 9 was bjork being weird even for bjork but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCDvA0uM9dw

i feel like the world is really sleeping on this one

just listen to this little oddball of a track and let it charm you.

@gen@berries.space that's a good start but you need to keep on going, as seen here

unfortunately for everyone, the awful #splatoon2 crossover fanfiction train continues https://archiveofourown.org/works/17571836/chapters/41563634

....it's probably up on ff.n as well at this point but ff.n is being ornery about actually showing it as uploaded because you've got to put in a request to the mainframe and wait 30 minutes or somefuck

against my expectations and all odds, youtube actually pulled through with a music rec https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qku9aoUlTXA

this was recommended after a mix of nighttime music from animal crossing games

so it's kinda like that but a tad more in the lo-fi direction

i feel like i should be in a coffeeshop listening to this