Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@TartanGenerator this hurts my eyes to look at

i fucking love it

egg............................................. https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/egg-egg?fbclid=IwAR0FFGZ6Z4yU6Duepe2K9y3qJWiP2mRdZ_Ev8KWjezoQcbrAS8XQC8KeJxg

signs i'm not cut out to be a true beauty guru:

it has taken me several months to realize the brand is "guerlain", not "girl on"

yes i DID just find an artist i have lowkey admired from afar on tumblr and i DID just retoot a whole bunch of stuff and NO i will not apologise for it

@boisdevache@guineapig.party listen, if you put that on like, rye crackers, and give a little bit of creamy acidity with some mayo, IT COULD WORK

IT COULD WORK PRETTY WELL

i'd use just some like. regular ham cubes honestly, because potted meat is worrisome, BUT IT COULD WORK

i saw a recipe from the 70's (provided below)

and i actually went

"i can see that working, if you change the bread that filling is served with. but, actually... the filling wouldn't quite work, so... honestly.... .............i think it needs maybe a little cheese? but definitely... some mayonnaise"

i'm so sorry everyone. i have definitely hit critical whiteness. please don your protective safety gear

guys i think i just hit peak caucasian levels.

man, there's nothing like "incredible joint pain with rain and changes in barometric pressure" to make you feel fucking geriatric. i'm on a whole 'nother level of #spoonie -ing right now

his name is MUFFIN and he is VERY GOOD

he exited the incubator and immediately went upstairs, inspected the view, and then flopped down by the news terminal. absolutely stunning

im hav............... space puppy #warframe