Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online and now that you've levelled up, it's only a matter of time before "hey look, it's Daphne from Scooby-Doo!"

@InspectorCaracal i can't believe i've been so productive this entire time and didn't even realize it

"i should write tonight," i said

before sitting down and scouring for tracks to put together into a 'soundtrack' playlist

that's... almost... writing.... right

alternatively i may have in that post kicked off a "does life begin at conception (for chickens)" debate, noting that even balut don't use a chicken that been done born and all

in which case i will stand by the chaos i have created proudly

@Irina@octodon.social either that or he's galaxy brained right past us and eats EXCLUSIVELY balut

i do feel like i have good news for him that will make things make sense, but also, i did tell him about balut existing, so with the good must come bad. (not hating on filipino food i just don't appreciate food with tiny little bones that cronch in it)

somefuck on reddit: "i don't know why eggs are considered vegetarian, since we're eating fertilized ones"

oh my dude my buddy my pal if you eat a fertilized egg You Know. but also i'm docking marks for considering a chicken egg a "fertilized embryo that hasn't developed into a fetus yet" and sending you back to sex ed

@monorail worst analogy you say

on my honor as a purveyor of really bad analogies, i can do worse. so much worse. i don't have examples handy but just you wait (and possibly ask me about how neurons are like japanese deer-scares)

note: not my screenshots here, pulled from google, without specific credit as to preserve the dignity of those who brought the screenshots to us

yes it really looks that rough it's an mmorpg for the switch what did you expect

the combat is actually pretty ok but i'm not kidding about weeaboo jenkem

so i have been playing this free to play mmorpg on the switch mostly out of morbid curiosity and by that i mean i'm softly going 'oh my god' at the sheer weeaboo levels

"harp it's a game made in japan how can it be weeb"

please see attached screenshot evidence.

this is advanced weebshit. this is weeb *jenkem*, my friends.

cw for some sort of fetish pileup who has a gun for a sword (i wish i was kidding), and a drunk catgirl so minimally clothed i am astounded

(arriving to a joke several years late:)

Dr. von Doom Decides To Shitpost On Mastodon (Colorized), 1957

concept:

mastodon instance but 'toot!' button is this image

𝓲 𝓭𝓲𝓭𝓷'𝓽 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮.

𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝓮

(hime lolita voice) 𝓅𝓊𝓉 𝒶 𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝑜𝓃 𝒾𝓉.

𝐼 𝒮𝒜𝐼𝒟 𝒫𝒰𝒯 𝒜 𝐹𝒰𝒞𝒦𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒞𝑅𝒪𝒲𝒩 𝒪𝒩 𝐼𝒯

@hal@slime.global fashion is just doing this but very confidently

i firmly believe that roald dahl was on to something when he wrote that no matter the shape of your face, if you are a good person, the goodness will pour out of you and you will be lovely

and honestly the two greatest examples of this are counter-examples.

what i'm saying, basically, is that every time i see jeffree star and anne coulter i am absolutely sure that they would be most at home climbing the ceiling at 4am to come eat my dog while ghoulishly screeching