Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

another thoroughly good example, evidence of babby harp's first celeb crush:

💫 💞 😍 💞 💫

this is going to be extremely cishet of me but god damn, a smile that lights up the room on a cute dude is an arrow through my heart. just. 💫 😍 💫 W O W

like. instagram model kentai sakurai's big goofy goober grin.

or idris elba. have you ever seen him bust out laughing? holy shit. it's so good. IT'S SO GOOD. please see attached gif for an example. wowowowow 😍

@polychrome extremely valid, i'm going to just be over here being distracted by that winking man's beautiful, beautiful face

@polychrome i've got no idea what's going on but, well, i'm certainly seduced now

@goat@hellsite.site i realize this was meant as a joke but i actually really love this concept and may steal it to draw

@InspectorCaracal ohhh ok that makes sense

oddly i've heard it used in context more as like. "a tankie is somebody who is too sympathetic to capitalism" Ah The Joys Of Linguistic Drift

the best definition for praxis i have come up with from context is "real-world actions derived from political ideals; a very fancy way to say '(best) practices'"

i've been on mastodon for months and i still don't know what praxis is exactly, though i can usually garner meaning from context

but i have no idea what a tankie is

like i gather it's a certain type of shitheel motherfucker but what is tankie short for. the only mental image i get with 'tankie' is 'like a tank in warfare but cutesy?' which then leads down that dark road of those japanese rpgs where all the tanks are generic moeblob anime girls for some godforsaken reason??

i mean all i know of nier automata is

1. friends tried to explain the lore to me once after i watched the end of drakengard 3 after one streamed it; i still don't understand it all, but i think nobody does, including yoko taro

2. saw some streams of the actual gameplay from friends playing it

and still, i want to know... TOOBEE WHAT BRAND ARE YOU WEARING? DO THEY DO CUSTOM SIZES? WHAT STARCH ARE YOU USING ON THAT SKIRT? COULD YOU LET ME KNOW PLEASE

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i'm going to broadly theorize there were 3 main groups of neir automata players

1. "how do i find a girlfriend like 2b"

2. "how do i become a girlfriend like 2b"

3. all of the above

losing an hour to ambush nap is a good way to feel like your evening has really flown right by

"harp maybe you should actually go the fuck to sleep properly?"

hsssshshsh...shh........ PERHAPS....

ambush nap made me spin the Wheel O' Nap and it seems as i woke up i landed on the seems_im_full_of_rage_margesimpson.png triangle whoops.

@hailsatan@mastodon.social don't apologise to me. for one thing, i'm not the one you're hurting. i'm not injured - i'm disgusted.

if you're truly contrite and truly ready to be better than pure toxic shitheel, drop the shitposts, drop the "everything's an ironic joke", drop the trying to be a super cool dude. it's that attitude of "but i wanna be the cool guy" that got you here.

log off the internet. have a serious talk with yourself about your values and priorities. and do better.

@hailsatan@mastodon.social apologies that are flippant and veiled in irony, crafted to become shitposts, also don't count as much as you think they do.

you sound like you are gleefully contributing to the toxicity and not wanting to own up to your actions. so why do you think this is good? why do you think this is cool?

if that's what you think is cool - making jokes that hurt people - shouldn't you be scurrying back to 4chan and drop the act? you'll find better fodder for your games there.

@hailsatan@mastodon.social ok. so why do you think rape jokes are cool, then? why do you think rape jokes are how you're going to be a cool person? why do you think emulating people by telling rape jokes is going to be a good plan for your life? why do you consider being cool the end-all be-all here, even when you have ended up being hurtful? why is being hurtful cool to you?

what separates you at all from the dregs of 4chan other than "well i use they pronouns so i'm woke"?

@hailsatan@mastodon.social so are you an actual person @hailsatan or is this some sort of elaborate art performance wherein you spout word salad to sneak in the worst of the internet, and clothe yourself in fifteen layers of irony to dodge any responsibility for your actions

if you think csa is something you can joke about and not invoke trauma, and that joking about csa is what to do to be cool, now's a good time to get off the internet. i mean it. go detox.

(human small brain) foot lotion

(dog galaxy brain) HUMAN FLAVORING

i made that post about being too tired to eat, nibbled once slice of pizza, succumbed to about a 45min-1hour nap in my recliner, then ate the other slice

spoonie dining, folks

@rodserlingzone ok fess up whose fursona is she

i know it's one of y'all in here somewhere. don't try to deny it

with a side of pizza before anyone worries