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@OchotonidKnight i would guess the honey is how they're partially sweetening the yogurt now, unless the peanuts and chocolate one mentions it's honey-roasted peanuts.

oddly, this isn't consistent when you look at the ingredients online right now - there the pb cup one has no honey in it, salted caramel crunch has no honey, etc. - but i'd trust the ingredients printed in your hands over that

@OchotonidKnight (oh man that's the BEST FLAVOR)

looking online it seems like i misread the first time parsing ingredients lists, and honestly it's probably honey in the yogurt as part of the flavorings etc. https://www.chobani.com/products/flip/mix-in/key-lime-crumble/

it could potentially be honey in the graham cracker crumbles, but i'm not 100% on that, especially if honey is consistent in other flavors that don't have graham cracker crumbles

@OchotonidKnight ah... then it's a tossup. i do remember hearing something about chobani sweetening their yogurt with honey now these days - if you're allergic i sadly wouldn't chance it :(

@OchotonidKnight maybe checked how the ingredients are listed - is honey in the "nonfat yogurt (milk, stuff, somesuch, honey)" part, or is it in the other ingredients? if the latter, probably it's being used as a sweetener in the granola/etc. of the toppings

here's a very good #ffxiv idea for y'all to use for an alt:

so you know the theory that a cat's purr is at the right hz to promote healing and this is why some cats like to come sit and purr on you when you're hurt?

ok now take that idea, and add hrothgar

hrothgar healer who doesn't cast a single cure. he just tackles you to the ground, sits on you, and begins purring loudly

wisdom just now spouted on disc:

but, y'know, Graecia capta ferum victorem cepit and all that

the translation from latin there is "rome took over greece and then everybody became real fuckin huge weebs for greek anything"

i have become...................the ultimate horse girl #ffxiv

@Iuckyduck you are about to take up the weapon that you have always been destined to wield........

fortunately i have not seen any of the first type on mastodon, just on places like chickensmoothie lol. like sure karen, yes, you're a wolf, however you still need to not be a flaming fucking racist. please quit that shit karen. no 'woof' doesn't cut it karen

i have also not encountered the second thing yet and i expect if i ever do we will both be very alarmed and unhappy with the situation

1. people who use their status as an "oh i'm not human so it's not my problem" to not confront and fight back against sexism, racism, etc etc., as well as not taking ownership of their own shit. haven't seen any of these older than about age 13 tho.

2. people who kin me. you can't be me i'm being me! or at least if you're me i have a LOT OF QUESTIONS and MANY COMPLAINTS about WHAT YOU'RE DOING

@InspectorCaracal I STILL HAVE THE LOCKET LOL but i always lost the dolls on account of them being. tiny.

however if we just say "well you can 3d print more"..............

concept: with the advent of 3d printing, there needs to be a Polly Pocket revival

and i don't mean the modern Polly Pockets that are large. no, i mean the vintage choking hazards that were wee and tiny where you could have your doll in a locket that opened up to be a tiny room or whatever

i should probably not poke at the bots so much as i do but let's be honest, the back and forth with the dark souls messages bot yesterday was delightful (even if i am fairly certain the bot owner jumped in to give me some conveniently relevant replies LMAO)

@levels_check well, it IS summer

@bodega i for one welcome our new yeehaw horse-wrangling overlords