Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

and if you'll look to your left on our tour, you'll see the resident wigglytuff screaming into the fucking void after tossing and turning all night and finally getting up at 6am to throw in the towel and take more pain medication while feeling very guilty about it

winkwink it's goth cat time

tomorrow i run world of darkness for the tomes and the khloe book stamps

so i got to the point in breath of the wild where link equips the Champion's Genderfuck in order to get into gerudo town and i am fucking dying at the 'how to romance a dude' class

RISAAAAAA. THAT'S CRIMEEEEEEES.

@InspectorCaracal god - and those game developers, i guess - only knows. for i am far too terrified to find out

right, so, who knows the tankie that did this and what is going on here. https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/06/04/sex-with-stalin-bdsm-game-enrages-russian-communists-a65873

because i forgot that the urls get truncated: cws for, uh, there's a game comin' out where you have bdsm sex with stalin. and not even the "i hate everything about this, but especially the fact that you're actually fairly handsome" young stalin, either

yeah it's time to stop doing this paperwork for today, before i answer "do you have problems with authority figures?" with "i was going to say no but with every question the urge to call you a motherfucker is an idiot, o bunch of questions, so i guess that's a solid maybe"

i give it 75% odds that they pulled up somebody else's information and tried to charge somebody else's card and also call somebody else about it lmfao. or are just talking out their asses.

super groovy of them to not tell me this until the third time i asked "no really, where is my order from you", tho. SUPER GROOVY.

ah. so procana went from "it's in the mail no problems!" to "it's on its way, and will be here the early in week of the 2nd" to "actually your order never went through and we called and emailed lots of times because there was a problem with your cc number?"

me, gazing at my empty voicemail inbox, and my lack of emails from them other than receipt and shipping notice: ❌ TO DOUBT

at least this means there's not actually any pending charges from them so i can fuck off elsewhere

my cbd oil, which they told me was on the way on may 24, and then told me would DEFINITELY be here by today, still has not materialized and to boot the tracking number is still "in pre-shipment, label printed but package not received"

also, the faulty joy-con that got sent away for repairs is acting up..... again.

also also, the cold packs continue to spring leaks, and i need to contact *that* seller and be disgruntled at them.

:|

well i hate being The Angry Customer but, alas, i gotta today

i went digging thru old stupid pictures i cobbled together so please, all #nier and #yokotaro fans, have an inspirational board and a nice drink

also, relevant for all of us ffxiv players hitting up the next round of raids in the upcoming expansion

i may not be quite in the size range to wear it comfortably yet, but i *have* confirmed that my lindybop dress still does an above and beyond job of serving up my titties to look the best they've ever looked, on a silver platter, with a sprig of parsley and decoratively cut radish garnish, worthy of a michelin star

once i get to where i can wear it, and a bra, comfortably, IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

that #spoonie feeling when, after becoming more and more damnably grimy, you finally acquire enough spoons to take a shower and emerge from your cocoon of sweat and filth, like minerva popping fully-formed from zeus's head

@FirstProgenitor nutmeg!!! because she is a pumpkin spice colored horse lol

if anyone is wondering where the fuck i am

....i got myself breath of the wild as an impulse buy

so uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hey look at my horse

as a token cishet i've not said much on the subject because, well, not my business, however

happy pride!! if you have shitty family, i am your mom now. i love you and i'm proud of you for being in this world and making it brighter and more beautiful for your presence in it. remember to wear sunscreen to pride march and bring a water bottle, you know it's easy to get dehydrated out there!

it's a good thing there's no function to like, make your contacts hear a certain notification sound when you text them, because if there was everyone would now be getting texts from me announced by the korok YAHAHA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgK_E6_GAE